Miscellaneous: Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie....

By troll of a gran - 08/01/2013 17:10 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I took my grandma to what I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word "cunt", which prompted her to ask what that word meant in a loud "whisper". She followed up even more loudly with, "Does that mean pussy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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Let her have her fun

By WHY GRANDMA - 17/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML

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By no tea parties here, gran - 11/04/2013 17:16 - United States

Today, my racist, homophobic, generally degenerate grandmother visited. Within 20 minutes, she uttered multiple racial slurs, said Robert Downey Jr. will burn in hell for playing a black man in one of his movies, and yelled that she'd "whip the piss" out of me, after I asked her to leave. FML

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Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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SHUSH

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 12:00

Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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itsalanis 25

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:38

I love your grandma.

holagranola 15

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:40

Just be glad she didn't strip down and refuse to put her clothes back on.

Comments

itsalanis 25

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:38

I love your grandma.

rgriff27 19

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:04

What an awesome lady!

niallo 23

Wednesday 9 January 2013 4:58

A Lady of class. Just not a quiet one.

corporatescoundr 25

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:22

Grandma FTW! What does FTW mean?

perdix 29

Wednesday 9 January 2013 5:40

#70, **** the ******!

Corykad 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:14

Lmao

Synistiel 14

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:56

I feel like I'm the only one with a grandmother who worships God and doesn't curse or anything like that. I kinda wish I had OP's grandmom sometimes.

rockstar362 8

Wednesday 9 January 2013 7:26

Lol be happy most people I know don't have grandmas at all

MyNameIsViet 15

Wednesday 9 January 2013 7:59

70, FEED THE WOGS

Catkam623 27

Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:23

Fun things wank;)

Marcelb 17

Wednesday 9 January 2013 22:57

For the ******!

MriPhoneGuy 3

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:39

Can only imagine how op responded to that.

PinkKawaiiChic 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 6:41

Maybe..... "Grandma!! Wtf"

LarryLaDouche 13

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:39

It kinda reminds me of an Arby's roast beef sandwich...

Werken247 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:55

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Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:59

19-Thank you for putting that so eloquently. I'm sure the ladies will appreciate it.

Werken247 14

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:37

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maimengming 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:45

I work at Arby's... Now I'm kind of disturbed... O.o

heliraptor 13

Wednesday 9 January 2013 10:46

A taco? As in crumbly and crunchy and cheesy all at the same time? Not to mention green? You might want to go to the doctor, dude, that ain't normal. I have to say, I've never encountered one like that, and if mine was, I'd just become a noun. Honestly, just saying, a roast beef sandwich would be far less disturbing IMO.