Are you OK?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel
He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!
*He's
Your father is a ****** up soul.
I practice voodoo and have an upside down cross am I a ****** up soul?:O
Yes. :)
O thank Beelzebub! I thought I was normal!:D
Nothing wrong with magic here and there
Strange. Maybe help him out with one and try learning his motivation for making them in the process.
I don't understand why this is getting down voted, it makes perfect sense. If you helped out then perhaps he would share his thoughts on why he makes them. Pretty good idea in my opinion.
Witchcraft has never been so tasty!
Witchcraft, ("Wicka") is not the same as Voodoo.
All belief systems are similar to varying degrees. This doesn't mean voodoo and witchcraft can be used interchangeably any more than one could call Hinduism Islam or a Democrat a Republican.
Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.
Subtle, I can't believe I almost missed that. Op, honey, dew you think you can show some appreciation? Your dad is just trying to protect you!
Haha...I almost missed it too! Good reply, too.
Eat it
That's what she said.
You should just hope they aren't meant to be you!
He's just trying to make friends for his other fruit dolls
Well don't piss him off and he won't pretend the melon is you!
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He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!
Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.