That's enough of that

By really?!? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Wendell

Today, I was driving my 9 month pregnant sister around in our golf cart when it died. I had to push it the rest of the way home. She wouldn't stop faking going into labor. FML
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danielhartlesss 13

If you knew she was faking then I would've just left her there until she decided to grow up.

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Pleonasm 35

You got an A-hole in one, there, OP, I feel for you, she needs to mature. She's not playing the Fairway by faking it. At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.

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joshiepo0 18

Really? This comment screams that you wanted to be first so you put the first thing that popped into your head.

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danielhartlesss 13

If you knew she was faking then I would've just left her there until she decided to grow up.

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browneyedgirl52 13

Why were you driving a woman that was nine months pregnant around in a golf cart, anyway?

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kchumber 7

She wasn't faking it. She's nine months pregnant. You shouldn't put any strain on your body at that stage.

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AssTard 15

When you said "It died", I thought you meant the baby for a minute.

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Me too, I froze for a second, I was like oh my god!

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AllieCat21 21

She wasn't putting any strain on her body... The OP, who wasn't pregnant, was pushing the golf cart.

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S182 15

Also, obviously she wasn't faking it or OP would've had an FML that mentioned her sister actually going into labor, instead of faking it...

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tygerarmy 35

OP should've told her that they'd call 911 for her and she could cover the bill for the ambulance ride.

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teareb 9

74- Hey man I get what you were trying to say but you kinda messed it up. :)

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tehaustiebear 34

Like in breaking bad, faking going into labor can get you out of any hardship.

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CheeseTron 15

Haha just like in The Walking Dead you can end any argument with: "Laurie's pregnant"

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HowieDoIt 21

These comments are like in Big Bang Theory, where no one actually laughs except the creators

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HowieDoIt 21

Well paint me blue and call me papa! I do believe I stand corrected

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PenguinBitch 43

Howiedolt reminds me of Ted on How I Met Your Mother. No matter how much he tries, he never seems to find the perfect women. In this case, his humor.

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HowieDoIt 21

We all have bad posts penguin, so why don't you march back to someone who cares, and take out the Pole you clearly have up your South

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Pleonasm 35

You got an A-hole in one, there, OP, I feel for you, she needs to mature. She's not playing the Fairway by faking it. At least you're out of the Rough now. I hope you can putt this behind you.

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meowman13 5

I absolutely love reading your comments. I smile every time :D

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iOceanus 18

Give 88 a break. She's new to FML.

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funky2525 14

Sorry op, thats happened to me except instead of a pregnant lady i had an annoying sister... Atleast u got a workout.. And in a few weeks u'll look back and laugh :)

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SirEskimo 13

Haha this happened to me too! Except with an orange, my dog, and a toothbrush!

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

you guys too? try a sponge, a lifesize portrait of john stamos, and three dead hookers!

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MuseFan1991 14

this is getting weird now! except mine was with a rake, a haddock and a slinky!

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gc327072 30

With me it was a car wash, $50, and a voodoo woman named Phyllis. On a side note, this reminds me of... "a boy and a girl and a huh and a GAAME!"

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poccocurantes 7

Wow! The coincidence. This happened to me too! Except with a golf cart... just a golf cart.

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carry_on 19

Sounds like she was definitely playing the "pregnancy card'', not fair on you really.

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thebeautybleeds 17

At least she wasn't actually going into labour.

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Okamigurl 16

Did you really expect her to help you push it?

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sens3sfailing 24

They never said they expected help, just that the sister was being an ass by trying to make OP worry in a shitty situation.

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mountainmanneil 7

Its tough to fault a pregnant lady for not wanting to walk. still a little selfish of her though...

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maddiewoah 15

Nah, pregnant ladies don't wanna walk, because sometimes it's really hard on their back.. or in my case, my waist lol. (My daughter was so low at the end that it was hurting my waist to be standing up and walking around haha.) But it's no excuse, unless they're supposed to be on bed rest or something. I walked myself into the hospital and into the delivery room on the day that I gave birth. Now... OP's sister proooobably shouldn't be pushing a golf cart around at 9 months preggo, but she still could have walked with OP at least... hopefully she wasn't sitting in the cart just being added weight.

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simply_elle13 5

fake that you got injured while pushing the cart. see if she keeps up with her act.

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