i dont think its the hammer you should be worrying about. at least not the one in his hand.....

I think she meant the other kind of shady.

Did you run?

That's probably where the people in your building go to get hammered.

You always have to lookout for those hamming wielding foreign guys. Pesky things

A Classic adventure story! Someone is given directions to some magical land or treasure of tranquility. After a dredging, perilous journey, our protagonist is on the cusp of revelation only to be ran off by terrifying, weapon wielding natives. Returning without the sought after prize, but perhaps, a rejuvenated sense of adventure.

You probably offended something like about, four groups of people there I'd think. Quite effective if that was your goal. +3 to offense

They're not trying to offend anyone.. they're talking about another FML posted the other day.

Maybe there's two shady spots and you just got the wrong one? OR they hired someone so only they can have that spot :)

Sounds like a set up