Miscellaneous: Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so...

By kenyaliving - 13/02/2013 22:04 - Kenya

Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 890

You deserved it 5 585

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By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 700

You deserved it 140

By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 100

You deserved it 46 458

By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 032

You deserved it 4 689

By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 837

You deserved it 29 329

Crunchy

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Randers

Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 155

Added protein

By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 949

You deserved it 192

Tasty

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 14:31 - Denmark

Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 749

You deserved it 9 824

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By hantavirus - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 353

You deserved it 11 510

By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 842

You deserved it 2 260

By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 252

You deserved it 10 760

Grootensliven 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

And not a shit was given that day

Lucia_Malpense 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

At least you haven't gotten to the point where you drink it fly and all.

Comments

Imhere4fml 24

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

Mmm fly juice... You should try bumble bee tea OP, it has a sweet taste.

GoodLookingGeese 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:57

There's nothing wrong with continuing this drink, the alcohol kills germs and you're being frugal

HouseElf 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 9:09

What if OP was drinking water...or juice...or milk? Milk would be the grossest in my opinion 'cos you would see whatever remained of the fly corpse rather clearly

thrifting 18

Thursday 14 February 2013 9:30

BUMBLEBEETUNA

cBlackout 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 9:41

Well. Thanks 46. Now that godawful song is going to be stuck in my head until I fall asleep. You're an evil, evil person.

jojimugo 20

Thursday 14 February 2013 11:31

Am just happy my country was mentioned on fml. I know it's sad but am happy

Nicholi124 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:41

What does op means?

13ky13 20

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:59

Orange pickle.

dabum18 5

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:03

What does op mean? I am new to fml thanks

Osito2011 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:09

Open potty!

Kingbreezy04 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:43

Obtuse Penises

Matt_greener 8

Thursday 14 February 2013 16:58

Octopus pussy

fdupagain 11

Thursday 14 February 2013 17:10

Google it. Urban dictionary.

GoodLookingGeese 10

Friday 15 February 2013 0:09

So how is it to live in Kenya?

jojimugo 20

Friday 15 February 2013 0:54

If you have money beautiful if you don't it sucks big time ... I guess it's like any other place but with a lot of corruption

lfrider92 21

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

Sucks not to live in America...

tlecomer 2

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:03

In that context, I believe the word is " 'Murica".

Whytetrash 21

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:04

Sucks for America to have arrogant twats like you to tarnish its reputation

Grootensliven 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

And not a shit was given that day

IscoreOnU 19

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:16

Uhh... Might have been alot of ***** that day...

cBlackout 13

Thursday 14 February 2013 9:43

One of which was most likely in that drink.

lovealwayssam 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 9:53

I always thought flies threw up when they landed, not pooped. *the more you know*

Starv 6

Thursday 14 February 2013 11:01

And not a single ****** was given that day

Cbizzlez 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:44

55- you can give a shit but you cannot give a ****

verkaderk 9

Thursday 14 February 2013 15:48

0. 0 ***** given today

SenselessPattern 12

Friday 15 February 2013 0:12

69- Unless you're a prostitute, of course.

marxistbkly 3

Friday 15 February 2013 3:55

Are you the one who keeps emailing?

Lucia_Malpense 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

At least you haven't gotten to the point where you drink it fly and all.

hannaaaahr 33

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:19

Apparently flies are very nutritious, OP should try it sometime!

ICastillo 24

Thursday 14 February 2013 10:22

#20 I don't think flies are insects being the nutritious type. They're more like the disgusting poo eating insects that are annoying and buzz around your face when you're trying to sleep.

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 14 February 2013 14:22

All the good protein wasted...

Felling 14

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:00

And not a single **** was given that day.

tydude64 12

Friday 15 February 2013 0:21

At least he said the right phrase. I up voted this guy and down voted the other guy. Accuracy is key.

1215116a 14

Friday 15 February 2013 2:13

Look at the post times.

DerrickJames 33

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:01

You have reached a new level of existence. Bye bye consumerism.

Whytetrash 21

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:02

That's alright, it's good for the immune system!

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Thursday 14 February 2013 8:04

At least you're not held back by the anxiety people have over petty things like here in the US. If there was a fly in a drink here you could expect a law suit against nature :P Honestly, I commend you for your awesomeness. On the other hand, that's unsanitary!! Please call Poison Control immediately to remove your uvula!! Good for you, OP.

Michael_92 20

Thursday 14 February 2013 9:07

That's a whole bunch o crazy in one comment.

omg36 7

Friday 15 February 2013 0:28

Lol at how you say they're lucky for not living in the US where you'd get sued for a fly in your drink, and then tell them to contact poison control. In ******* Kenya. You're obviously the biggest and most hypocritical asshole alive. Just saying.

Sinkhole 26

Friday 15 February 2013 1:59

94 - What makes you think there's no poison control in Kenya? It seems like you need to step out of your bubble, and at least google this stuff. There /is/ a Kenya Pharmacy and Poisons Board.