By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 21:50 - Saudi Arabia - Dammam

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML
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jkmartinjk 16

You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...

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Evanito007 13

I would suggest taking a car in bad neighborhoods. Unless that guy was just crazy, in that case I have nothing to suggest. :/

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sexxxysydney 14

If the dude with the knife accused him of sleeping with his wife, I doubt he's a "kid"

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Futacy 29

^ Correction: it says OP is 15 years old.It's safe to say that the crazy dude with the wife and the knife was an adult.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Whichever teenager presumably slept with the crazy guys wife is pretty messed up too... But yeah, that was a bad comment I guess :P

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PunkySpunky78 15

You can't base person's age on their looks I'm 34 years old female i look like teenager

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luckysilverbell 5

44- Your comment is absolutely hilarious when you read it in a caveman voice.

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Kayaytea 18

44- The claim that the guy with the knife is an adult is not based on his looks. It is based on the fact that in order for him to have a wife (be married), he needs to be at least of legal age, which makes him an adult.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

At least you're safe!! Maybe avoid that area in the future, if possible :

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capslockisgood 19

Yeah avoid the area where he purchases food.

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sens3sfailing 24

Hey! I found out there are multiple places to buy food in some areas! Amazing right? They said if possible to account for that possible scenario...

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jkmartinjk 16

You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...

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Z_Diggy 8

Nowadays, kids are having sex at 13. What has our world gone to?

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machiavelli2 5

Note he's better than a fifteen year old virgin, he's a knife crime survivor! Maybe that will help with the virgin dilemma...

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perdix 29

#5, well, it is a bad thing if you are about to die for ******* a guy's wife. It's doing the time without the fun of doing the crime.

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MrSassypants 32

#5 Being a fifteen year old virgin is a bad thing. I remember when I was a fifteen year old virgin. Luckily, I'm a sixteen year old virgin now. Oh how times change....

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zepher93 7

23- Maybe 'doing the dame'? Although that would crush your little rhyme you have going there.

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pickles1994 18

18 year old vir... Wait nope that would be a lie. (Lost it on Valentines Day 2013!)

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Snoopy0718 14

19 year old virgin-female. I'm not saying its a bad thing though.

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Raesin 21

Well apparently there is no legal age in Saudi Arabia, you just need to be married.

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DaftDude 11

#64 You say it like we should all be proud you had sex at 18...which we're not.

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pedinhuh 23

I lost mine at my 20 yrs old, not a big deal, really.

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Pwuj 6

Am I the only one here who has lost my virginity at 14? Born in 89 first kiss at age 14, lost virginty a couple days after first kiss to a 16 yr old girl,.

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ethan_nelson61 4

That's probably what people were saying when people started having sex in their 20's... Get over yourself...

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Quinn32 16

It's just a friendly warning. He is saying that, on the off chance you sleep with his wife in the future, he would kill you with a knife.

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longtimesunshine 4

DocBastard you really went all out on your About Me.

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TheRandomIndian 17

Misty does not have a Pikachu!

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zombieslayer83 19

The condoms and KY on the top of the grocery bag were a dead give away.

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perdix 29

So, you just did 69 and gave her anal, so you're both right.

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perdix 29

#30, oh, I've seen it. Trust me, I've seen it!

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blackfeather6 1

As a Saudi Arabian I'm assuming you're better off as a 15 yr old virgin.

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