By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML
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jimbob_76592 5

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

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rgriff27 19

At least it wasnt in another more awkward place.

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hellbilly205 17

I thought it was in a more awkward place up til i read after "fell onto"

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jimbob_76592 5

Maybe he was having a nosebleed?

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xblair 11

Reminds me of Channing Tatum from She's The Man hahaha

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daringtoride 27

I literally thought the exact same thing when I read that comment :D Great minds think alike.

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easyprey 8

Or great minds watch the same movies.

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fuckmylife518 15

That's exactly what I was thinking!

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Lizzy500 16

Too bad he's not a quick thinker, because this is a much better lie. But if he could think, he probably wouldn't have "fallen" on a tampon in the first place.

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ucoolgirl31 20

At least it wasn't in his anus... But good luck with your marriage OP!

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perdix 29

Butt you'd better watch Uranus!

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outoftown 26

Yes, I hear it's throwing asteroids at us. Tunguska!

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PrincessPesa 20

You're lucky it wasn't lodged elsewhere! Curious.

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brackaman 18

Silly husband. Everyone knows that tampons are for inserting into your left ear.

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kingsian 15

Your marriage will never be bored or plain :)

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hienzburgess 9

maybe he didn't know what it was. in that case, that's cute. you scored an innocent one OP ;)

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zepher93 7

Maybe it is just me, but quite frankly I cannot see a man who is old enough to be married not knowing what a tampon is.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

You've never fallen onto a tampon before? Weirdo.

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FlyingPie 17

I don't think he "nose" what a tampon is for. Good luck with your marriage; I hope he doesn't blow it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Wait, falling on tampons is not normal now? Dammit, and i bought the applicator kit and everything. I need a refund.

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pandamimo 5

You don't buy a separate applicator for tampons…

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thelittlebirdie 9

it's common knowledge, when you fall, beware of tampons! They're sneaky like that!

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