By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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DocBastard 38

I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

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Harpy20 24

I don't think pathological lying is a good hobby to start with.

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Ukeee_X 19

I mean a hobby other than ******* with her family....

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PenguinBitch 43

She can be a novelty/miniature horse collector. Not that I do it myself....

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etchsanity1 11

I think muff diving is an entertaining hobby choice maybe mom was testing out the waters with dad for her personal news

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IscoreOnU 19

Funny mom. Lol take it lightly, Just a joke.

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iAlissa 34

I don't know, I'd be pretty pissed if my mom did that.

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ambitiousnygrl 17

What if OP dad believed the mom and wasn't accepting of homosexuality? That could've caused some serious problems for OP.

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SmallyBigs 9

That's what most normal bored people do.

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oj101 33

Your avatar is particularly appropriate for your comment.

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karlcolt45 19

I once was so bored I looked up the definition of boredom on Wikipedia

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SystemofaBlink41 27

This comment screams "irony".

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docscientist 9

36- that comment screams, "look up the definition of irony."

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DocBastard 38

I would highly advise you to go along with it. That way when you bring a boy home, they'll think you're just friends and won't mind you having a "sleepover".

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iOceanus 18

Trust him. He's a doctor.

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stevenJB 25

He's referring to another FML

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DocBastard 38

Was I? I honestly don't remember an FML like this.

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TheAbstract 15

It wouldn't matter anyway. He's still a genius.

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wlddog 14

55 You can be a genius and not have a perfect memory.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Holy shit! DocBastard is the Doctor!

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old09 11

Oh c'mon have a sense of humor. Help your mom trick your dad. I mean it's just a joke that everyone pretty much knows isn't true.

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HowieDoIt 21

Lesbi- honest here...your mom may be odd but is she right?

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Rainb0wdash9 23

I remember Fat Amy saying it xD

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maz95 17

Well if that's her idea of amusement, I'd hate to know what she'd do if you annoyed her.

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gracehi 31

Well, yeah. On a recent dull, rainy day I convinced my brother that my sister is a hermaphrodite. What? Is that not normal?

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generalasskicker 12

That's actually pretty common tricking people for entertainment happens all the time

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