Well that's a strange **** :p

Not really.. Mother and daughter **** exist.. There is probably a person for any type of fetish you could think of..

^ How to turn a well-meaning comment into a conversation about mother/daughter **** in just three easy steps!

11- See Rule 34 and Rule 35.

Just because something exists doesn't mean it isn't strange... If a requirement for something being strange was that it did not exist, then no strange things would exist.

#26, are one of those rules; if you can think of it, it's already been made into a ****? And literally anything haha.

My mother threatened to unplug my computer more than once. I was using my laptop each time.

If it was me, I'd have meant, "I'm gonna come over to your new house, and throw you outta there!"

Confused also me too like confuse I also.

Maybe she meant if you announce that you are actually going to move, like in two weeks when the apartment is ready, she is going to throw out all of your stuff and kick you out before your actual move date screwing you over a little?

No. It sounds like she wants to move out of her mom's house and in with her boyfriend. Reading comprehension. You're doing it wrong.

That made no sense. If someone wants to move in together.. It mostly means get a place or if he/she already had one that op would move there.. Not into the parents house.

Well I'm from Estonia and not from a English speaking country, do you expect me to speak English flawlessly?

No but we do expect you not to go bandying around stupid suggestions if you don't understand the context.

Don't worry 86. You speak better English than a lot of people that learned it as a first language here in the US.

This plan.....is genius.

Maybe she means she will cut you off?

I could tell you swear when you start of your sentence with "******* parents."

I LOLed at 18 way harder than a grown adult should.

I could tell he swears when he said the word '*******'.

Why would you tell us that? ******* parents is disgusting

#12, isn't that a little redundant? If it weren't for *******, they wouldn't become parents.

#18.. Smartass, i love you xD

I saw him first 43! He's mine!