By slightlyworried - 05/04/2013 05:28 - United States - Parker

Today, I woke up from a nightmare that I've been having for a couple of weeks. In the nightmare I'm shot four times in the back by none other than my mother. I'm getting worried. FML
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perdix 29

You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.

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HortonThelephant 15

Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.

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HortonThelephant 15

Its a sign op! Run! Fast! You should be more than "slightly" worried.

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_GoodGuy 11

"Hey OP, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true."

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rg350dx 29

Well you know what they say... "Step on a crack, your mom will shoot you in the back."

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lincolnkite 6

Dreams usually mean something. Try and think where the source of conflict is and confront it. Just don't get shot...

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

More like "whatcha gonna do when your dream comes true"

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Smokingweenies 3

As Freud would say, "You probably just want to bang her."

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ahc123 4

Eh it's just a dream:) unless there is something else going on there......

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ahc123 4

Also, I am curious to know what goes on with he/she's mother WHILE OP is awake.....

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countryrose92 23

It's just a dream, not really an FML. Everyone has weird dreams. Good luck op.

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perdix 29

You ought to shoot her in self-defense. If you got hit in the face with a volleyball recently, you may have gained psychic powers.

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coolboy675 16

It's going all according to the grandma's plan!

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perdix 29

#50, ever since Grandpa's been getting tit on the bus, Grandma's been on a tear!

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GRgoldfish 19

I wouldn't think too much of it. after all your mom loves right? ... right?

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Petrichor_fml 7

Although she may love, Op can't be entirely sure if Her mother loves her

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NeinKittenz 20

I'm not sure which direction OP's mom favors, it's not fair to assume its right instead of left.

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Kpopluva 11

Well considering the fact that Op has had consistent dreams of being shot, there has to be some tension between Op and her mother

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klaralynn 17

lets hope your mom doesn't buy a gun anytime soon. that's when you should start to get worried.

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_GoodGuy 11

Hide all the ammunition in your house, possibly start looking at apartments OP.

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forlifebro 15

Well maybe it's a sign your mom wants to visit you soon! You should install a metal detecter on your front door

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Dracoboxer357 35

That sounds a little disconcerning, Op. Perhaps you should keep up with your house chores....just in case. ;P

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nattynatters 14

Disconcerting* Not correcting to be a douche. I would want to know so I don't make the same mistake in the real world.

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Dracoboxer357 35

30- No offense taken, I was thinking about being concerned and crossed my wires. Thanks though. :)

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perdix 29

#32, if that happens a lot, don't start calling a girl "cutie" and then switch to "honey."

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