Miscellaneous: Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that...

By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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Miscommunication

By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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Drunk MC

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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It's better than nothing, I suppose

By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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By chiktikka - 14/01/2014 22:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

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floozle702 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:28

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

DocBastard 38

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!": "Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

Comments

CreepInTheCorner 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:28

Well at least you know that you can do drugs now..

DudeEvil 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:53

What? She can do drugs and perhaps ruin her life because daddy approves?

182crazyking 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:08

Jesus stop advising drug use

floozle702 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:28

I wonder what he would have done if you said yes to both...

HaneenDixon 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:59

I'd assume he'd either high five her or ask for some. Or maybe both.

FlamingTacos 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:32

He wants you to be living like Larry

hryffff 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:34

Did you show any signs of depression?

DragonPorn 15

Monday 13 April 2015 15:44

I hate when people take shit so seriously. You're not taking a record breaking dump, chill.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:38

I imagine your dad to be like Captain Oveur from "Airplane!": "Do you like gladiator movies? Do you like when your dog grabs your leg and runs up and down? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

Enslaved 36

Sunday 7 April 2013 4:55

"Surely you can't be serious." :P

gc327072 30

Sunday 7 April 2013 5:19

^I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

olpally 32

Sunday 7 April 2013 7:02

This movie is on HBO channel right now! Lmao! :D

EmilieAutumn 7

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:39

Seeing parents getting drunk in front of their kids makes me never want to drink.

generalasskicker 12

Monday 8 April 2013 0:12

Why

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:41

What a lovely dad, I'm a bit jealous

Bakarra 22

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:42

Yea c'mon guys lighten up on the dad! He just wants to know if OP would be down for a hangover status adventure that might involve one of them tragically dying...