Yeah did no one make sure you were okay?

Before he went to sleep?? What about before he kept flipping face first on concrete >.

They might've changes her nappy...

Did you hit your face on the concrete too, #49?

They not real friends

Ya hammock+alcohol= A bad time, those things are hard enough to maneuver when I'm sober

And I can't handle it. Sometimes I think an ancestor of mine gone and made my family bloodline cursed to be assaulted by hammocks.

Why would someone curse their own bloodline?

Hush little baby don't you cry...

We want you to give this drink a try.

Don't be a pussy now here's one more We're not gonna stop 'til you hit the floor.

And when the cop sirens ring by. We're gonna leave your sorry ass with a "goodbye".

And this is why I love FML.

"Nappy Time", the new addition to famous last words for drunk people

Maybe OP woke up with the nappy wrapped around their face to stem the blood flow.

What's worse, waking up with your own blood on you, or somebody else's??

Yours it means you got hurt d:

Depends where the blood came from..

Someone else's cuz hepatitis D:

Unless your dexter >:]

I would say someone else's. I have woke up with lots of bloody noses and cuts before. That's what happens when the ceiling is 1 foot higher than your bed.

How could you sleep within 12 inches of space? Are you slender man ?

Oh no, you found me now I will take you away. It is hard to sleep that way, but it is the only place my bed is. I have to slip in sideways and not turn in my sleep but it works.

I got up to the part that said "I got so drunk..." and immediately hit Ydi.

How do you "accidently" get too drunk?

I believe it is the "one more drink" mindset most intoxicated people throw themselves into.

Still not accidental as they made the choice...

Indeed, Mister Lilhelian, your point is absolutely valid. What I'm saying is that most just say "three drinks" and from then on it becomes a "trap" that they call out for "just one more".

They could also just be a Cadbury..

It's easy to accidentally get drunk if you don't understand the strength of what you're drinking. The first time I got drunk was the first time I had hard liquor; I had no idea that it hits you like a wall after a few but doesn't take effect immediately. I thought I was fine since I didn't feel anything at first, till it was waaaaay too late

A breathalyzer test? Then you can get arrested for HWI!