Simply redo the email and send those companies the new information. Problem solved. Or continue to be known as a tasty oriental cuisine. Both have advantages.

Could be worse! Could be blue balls ;)

2 o'****?

Then he'll end up getting packaged and shipped away!

Or worse! Expelled!

Or Hugh Janus.

Or Phil McCracken. (I like that one because it sounds like a real name, like Mike Hunt. I don't know to many guys named Hugh and I've never heard of the last name Jass.)

Hugh Laurie (a.k.a. House?!), Hugh Grant (idiot), Hugh Heffner (pimp), Hugh F-W (English chef), Hugh Wantmetocontinue? (a pun). Also, I said Janus, not Jass :p

Ben Dover?

#33, the Hughs are all Brits or really ancient men. I like the name Hugh Jass, and Hugh G. Rection, but those are quite contrived. In the US, it's going to be tricky to get anyone to fall for one of the Hugh-based fake names.

hugh heffner is not a brit last time i checked.

#47, yes, Hugh Hefner goes into the "really ancient men" category. Please read my comments carefully before busting my hump. Noor already busted me today on a your/you're ****-up. I do care about comment quality.

I think Heffner has 2 f's. I think.

#13, aw, too late. Hey, I just got my engineering degree from there, so they can't expect too much from my grammar ;)

16 - I'm an engeneer :-) Enginere* Engenere* I'm good with math* ;-)

#37, "Four years ago, I couldn't spell engineer. Now, I are one!"

37- you're Ellen DeGeneres?!