By immovingout - 04/05/2013 17:46 - United States - Huntington Station

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
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DocBastard 38

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

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Catkam623 27

Isn't that grounds to be locked away?

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Blackcatluck 19

Why don't you do it bulbacharmander!

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Sekkaichi 12

@11, Pokemons don't talk silly. Remember, you're a charmander.

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gracehi 31

11, I think you mean "squirbulbamander."

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Zimmington 21

22- Meoth, Slowking, Psyduck, & MewTwo(technically)

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Sekkaichi 12

I remember that Meowth, Slowking, and Mewtwo talking in the anime, but not Psyduck. Well, I don't watch the anime anymore after Hoenn.

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chosha_fml 26

Might be easier to kill the cutout with fire.

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tootsie68 22

Time to move out - which judging by your username, you are already on your way there!

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slacker_69 6

I wonder if that is a coincidence or she planned that?

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NoDontKillMe 19

^ You would know if you posted FMLs.

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DocBastard 38

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

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Welshite 39

That mental image is almost too horrific to comprehend. You see these tears, Doc? Yeah, you caused them.

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skyeyez9 24

Doc, lets be realistic here. This is Justin Bieber, so she needs to tape a baby gherkin pickle to his crotch. That is more realistic than a banana.

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lilhellian 26

No, she needs to cut out a hole and put on a gherkin.

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PenguinBitch 43

That reminds me of an Internet photo of a girl with her arse against a Beiber cutout. Smh

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KareBear7364 5

You should take it and burn it! In a safe place of course ;) And just tell her that he had a high fever, and didn't make it...

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skyeyez9 24

And explain to her that he died from a rare condition called Spontaneous Bieber Combustion.

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doumtabarnack 12

You better put a little something in her glass before bed just to make sure she doesn't wake up in the middle of the night to stare at you

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Blackcatluck 19

I wouldn't suggest that, i think she will take the blow instead of the cutout....wait a minute that would make an awesome FML!

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CaptMurdock 25

Maybe you could "accidentally" set it on fire.

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gracehi 31

Oh no! I accidentally poured gasoline all over your Justin Beiber cut out, then pointed this flame thrower at it and pulled the trigger. My bad.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

Baby Baby Baby Oh!!!! lol

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wjh100 13

thank you that song is now running through my head just what I wanted on my anniversary

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hryffff 11

That sounds very wrong

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EVnIAS 13

I can safely read this comment and not be afraid to get the song stuck in my head cause to this day I have never heard any of his song! I feel proud!

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