By FML136969 - 05/05/2013 23:30 - United States - Oxford

Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
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grahmagog 14

Should have used chopsticks

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moonsalt 20

I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?

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RpiesSPIES 27

Someone mind explaining what Mr. Miyagi is?

Raluxa 21

If you need an explantation...you have been seriously deprived in your life.

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goodoldave 17

He's Mr. Wax on-Wax off

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Ashamed_Sister 60

He's a character from "Karate Kid". Don't worry, I had to Google it because I did not see that movie and I still don't feel deprived.

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Ameel_fml 19

Comments like this make me feel old :(

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

He is the latest winner of American Idol. If you don't believe me, you can always talk to one of my friends called Google. He knows his stuff.

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DogsPaw 16

35 Google isn't your friend. It's your stalker.

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CheeseHater 23

#4, it's been at least 10 years since I saw that movie, and I'm deprived because I don't remember? His comment is useless, though, because Google is so much easier than asking here.

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Raluxa 21

58- you seem to remember the movie well enough to know who Mr. Miyagi is.

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thisiscool19 14

HE IS FROM THE ORIGINAL KARATE KID his famous quote: "wax on, wax off"

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Verota 6

I agree. I think OP was channeling someone else, and not Mr. Miyagi. First, Mr. Miyagi would know the difference between a fly and a wasp. Second, Mr. Miyagi would not have tried to kill it, as Mr. Miyagi respects all life forms.

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shyeahh_fml 19

Mr. Miyagi also used chopsticks. EDIT: #5 already said that. Oops.

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ironichalibut 24

I weep for FML if this single/hyphenated word remains in the second best comment slot..

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ironichalibut 24

In regards to 32: When I wrote the comment it was in the second slot by a lead of 10. If this has been corrected, I rejoice, FML community.

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MrLedger98 4

15- who said he was gonna kill it, he said he tried to CATCH it

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feelingold 18

You + That "ninja mode" OP = world's sh*ttiest crimefighting duo.

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Shadowvoid 33

Hey, i tried that the other day. What i caught in my hand was not a fly, nor a Bee. Instead, it was the D.

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Verota 6

Sure #42, you let me know when you catch a fly with your hands without either killing it or seriously injuring it. Don't worry. I'll wait.

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larsak 3

LOL! I get this because you said "bee" and it's an insect situation so funny! Lolol

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ironichalibut 24

27- I get what you said because you spelled it out in a way a toddler could understad

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larsak 3

Ummm I'm not a lesbian

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ironichalibut 24

Sorry, long day, my humor is looking down today. I meant well. 30- how dare you point out that their comment is simply oversimplifying a decent pun!

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ironichalibut 24

39- that's about as irrelevant as a particle inside a whole bowl of gaucaMOLe

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QuinnyZebrass 11

Nothing gets by you, 27.

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grahmagog 14

Should have used chopsticks

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j_cat187 19

We have all been there... or at least I have.

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moonsalt 20

I'm perplexed on how you mistook a wasp for a fly?

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Welshite 39

It was practicing for its ninja exam; being all stealthy and disguised. I don't blame it for stinging OP. I'd be upset if someone revealed my true identity too.

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goodoldave 17

Op your approach on the matter was so stupid, I can't think of a witty response. YDI

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Keevarou 17

You were supposed to get his awesomeness, not his nearsightedness from the age, but good try and a creative way to spend a day, except for the vasp part though, but we all know that vasp would have screwed you over in another way later, that's how they work

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ironichalibut 24

Yesh, vasps are a very güt vay to ruin jour day. Vhy vould zomeone jūs grab a vasp? Don they know vhat vasps can do? (I apology to anyone who has this accent in advance, the opportunity was too scrumptious)

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Dusty_Busters 15

Lol I liked that

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fairgirl99 8

I thought you suppose to use chopstick...

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Grand_Cookie 21

How the hell do you confuse a fly and a wasp?! I want to see you try to put pants on, it has to be hilarious.

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