By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 333
You deserved it 15 619
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ZombieInConverse 13

Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.

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Faff 20

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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Comments

rawr_ily96 24

Wow. Your friends are douches. Sorry OP. FYL.

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GuessWhatKids 13

My bullshit radar is going off. If OP is handcuffed to the bed (I'm assuming both hands but could be wrong), how did they make this FML?

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cyanidesandwich 21

All OP's friends have to do is give him a handsaw and give him the decision to stay handcuffed or lose a limb...

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Dramori 29

33 - is that a Mad Max reference or Saw? :O

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MDTeddy 13

If it was Saw then it would be something like hancuffed in a room full of oil where you have a choise of losing a limb or getting burned alive as your timer is a candle.

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then000bster 16

I'm JUST saying, but what if Op was a girl. Nobody would find this funny and cops would be involved. Equal rights....someday.

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Meettitan 14

I do believe #33 is referencing the original Saw movie. Where the protagonists were chained to pipes in a bathroom with 2 saws.

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cyanidesandwich 21

44/61- yeah I was referencing the original Saw movie

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ZombieInConverse 13

Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.

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Faff 20

if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

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guitarbeast 22

Have you never had a night of heavy drinking?

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Feverrotes 15

We all have at some point, but the unwritten rule is that you are still responsible for whatever happens after a night of heavy drinking.

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flockz 19

well one time i drank a whole gallon of tap water at one sitting, and there's supposedly alot of lead in it right? would that be considered heavy drinking? i never woke up chained to a bed though.

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Faff 20

Ofcourse I have, 25. I was just stating how the FML community works.

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ironichalibut 24

Yeah, this is one of the first FML's that start with that, that hasn't been a YDI. What's this guys secret get-out-of-jail (or handcuffs) secret?

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Zebediabolical 39

Handcuffs operate on a ratchet system generally. All you need is a thin shim and some time to get out of one.

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schpanki 11

I cant sympathize for someone who puts the resposibility of his or her actions onto someone else when he or she drinks. Just because you drink too much doesnt mean its everyone elses fault that you end up in a certain way. Control yourself.

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Harmell 7

It's the Hangover part 3

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iammeorami 25

behind the scenes !!

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chabelo 10

at least theres not a tiger in the bathroom

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maz95 17

Well at least you're not handcuffed and naked. That'd be worse.

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Damian95 16

Ah the benefits of heavy drinking.

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HortonThelephant 15

Well then Houdini? How did you escape and type up this FML?

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adam3650 12

You don't want to know what appendage he used to type this.

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flockz 19

there's no spelling mistakes though. he must have a dick that resembles the width of a pencil.

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flockz 19

so from logical reasoning: waking up handcuffed to a bed but somehow writing an FML means OP has a small penis. FLAWLESS!

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gdam 4

@31 then he turned into a girl according to 52

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FrauMueller93 3

and you're writing this with you hands being handcuffed?

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beehardxcore 26

Well at least we know you didn't wander off and get in trouble!

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