By joeidk - 12/05/2013 00:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I finally convinced my mom to read Fight Club. As English isn't her first language, she occasionally asked me to translate some of the words. Her latest question: "What's a dildo?" FML
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ItsAnanya 25

You could have just NOT convinced her to read it OP. YDI.

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sabrinaacrow 26

Just tell her what it is for her reaction

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ItsAnanya 25

You could have just NOT convinced her to read it OP. YDI.

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Mister_Triangle 21

So miss out on spreading influential literature and a potential bonding experience because OP forgot that "*****" was in the book?

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annie_nk 22

The brief mentioning of a ***** doesn't hold a candle to what the rest of the book is about so I dunno why he's so embarrassed.

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rockydify 22

Reading > not reading Fight Club is a great work of literature.

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Like she was supposed to remember a specific word like *****. FYL

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carry_on 19

This sounds like it would be an awkward parent-child talk but reversed, the only thing that is the same is the awkwardness...

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EpicSquishii 21

"It's an extinct bird that was incredibly friendly, thus leading to their imminent downfall..."

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annie_nk 22

In context to the book, your comment offers very strange imagery. Especially the "very friendly" part.

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grahmagog 14

I kinda think you mean Dodo?

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Dracoboxer357 35

Considering Fight Club is just that awesome, I'd say explaining what A ***** (not, Your *****) is, is definitely worth it. Still a big Ydi though! ;)

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

I can just picture someone saying that in real life and taking 10 seconds to say the word 'awkward'.

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crammer1 6

Why would you want her to read it anyways? To better understand your generation and way of thinking? You definitely deserve it.

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Mr_Satan 11

How about... 'cause its an awesome book?

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JACKxRAWR 22

#10, it's a book set about 10 years ago. What the **** are you on about?

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Accuraxy 10

If you don't explain this to her now, this sticky situation could stick with you and be lengthened. I suggest you receive the reprocussions of what you did.

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kwyk 23

Was this a terrible attempt at a pun? No, really, do tell... I'm actually not sure.

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masta1080 5

back to the good ole saying....you shouldn't use words you can't spell.. repercussions *

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maosquare 18

I know this is taking the piss but why not, it's fun! It's old.

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