By soreloser - 20/05/2013 06:32 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
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teddy4nyy 13

FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.

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zombieslayer83 19

Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.

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teddy4nyy 13

FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Yeah. At least you didn't beat him in bowling.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Or he's having a bad day

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Steve95401 49

At least he didn't ram the cue stick up your ass.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I'm glad your well enough to write this post OP. usually pool sticks are extremely durable...

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zombieslayer83 19

Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.

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iAlissa 34

#16 I found it quite amusing. No need to hate

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\ 28

I think he meant to write "cue"

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Sandman366 6

39-Yeah, and it would've been funnier had the right cue been given.

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zombieslayer83 19

Yeah, leave it to a smart phone to make you look stupid.

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Zebediabolical 39

It is a poor carpenter that blames his tools.

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zombieslayer83 19

And a person who can't use tools to make that statement.

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Zebediabolical 39

I use tools all the time. One fetches my coffee. Another pumps my gas. And a third, to whom I was briefly related, takes my lunch orders.

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zombieslayer83 19

You misunderstood me. I meant like a man uses tools. Sorry, guess I wasn't clear.

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SmittyJA24 26

I'll guess he's not gracious when he wins, either.

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Sandman366 6

Sore winners suck. Sore losers, in this case at least, hurt.

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eMurpH 9

Break one of the balls over his head.

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erockinthesuburb 17

This reminds me of that scene in Boondock Saints, where they break into the contract killer's house and they end up killing him with the pool ball.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

I think that would be murder

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adam3650 12

The pool balls, not your own balls. That would be a whole different kind of revenge

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Dracoboxer357 35

And this asshole is your friend?? Tell him to **** off until he learns to grow up. :p

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iAlissa 34

He may get even angrier and hurt OP more!:P But seriously OP, #5 is right... Tell him to piss off haha

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GuessWhatKids 13

At least you didn't beat him in a game of baseball. I'd imagine having a metal bat broken over your head would suck balls.

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\ 28

And likely cause cerebral hemorrhaging.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

How do you figure cerebral damage? The cerebral cortex is located near the stem of your brain in the sub cortex area. Unless he swung at the back of the head and hit the right spot your actually most likely looking at damage to the parietal lobe/ frontal lobe.

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liltwistism 12

#50 Get off of FML and get back to medical school.

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RedPillSucks 31

What's with these people and their rage quits. Play to win, but if you can't deal with losing then don't play.

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golden_warrior 23

Then infinity ward whom makes call of duty series won't make much money!

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Oh god tell me about it, I learned my lesson when I threw my controller at the wall and it bounced off and shmucked me in the head

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kevinhenning 4

If he's extremely competitive why didn't you let him win

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zombieslayer83 19

What's the fun in playing then? His friend needs to grow the **** up and realize it's a game.

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androiddestroya 7

But until then, OP should prepare for various concussions, it seems.

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zombieslayer83 19

Well he deserves the concussions if he's dumb enough to play him again.

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kevinhenning 4

Which brings me to my first ******* comment

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\ 28

Respond by grabbing him by the cuff of his shirt and throwing him out the window of the bar.

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\ 28

Who caught the T2: Judgement Day reference?

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Moral of the story, treat competitive people like you would a toddler and just let them win. What they don't know wont hurt them OR YOU.

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MrConcise 34

Nope, beat them consistently and severely until they know they're your bitch.

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

That will never work. The person will find something else to beat you at and the cycle will start all over again. By playing this little cat and mouse game you will automatically be his bitch.

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MrConcise 34

Oh, we're giving real advice here? My bad, let me start over: Get better friends or expect frequent trips to the hospital, because everything else is not worth the effort. Edit: Had to edit this really fast to make fun of the fact that you genuinely suggested you let childish people stay childish.

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