Why would you go shopping with your grandmother?

Because they're normal and socialize with relatives?

Troll grandma

sorry to reply to #1, but, we really need an old people category on FML.

#25 my grandma is 97 and i can't imagine to shop for clothes with her, so i was just asking it.

Well not everyone has grandparents in their 90s. It's not like their age is universal.

Yeah my grandma just turned 60...

CMON FML! Where's the old people category??

I think tit was kind of rude of her grandma to say that. But now op knows it's probably not the breast idea to shop with her again.

Not to be insensitive or anything but she practically offered to buy you breast implants, are you really going to turn that down? Because as far as I've heard that's like a 10k surgery

Better get crackin then 71, you're already behind if you're not a mom already!

I hate it when that happens. Call 1800rentaboob. Operators are standing by

My life explained in a brief comment.

Is it just me, or would this comment have been funnier if 2 were a guy...

Couldnt she get the dress taken in. I mean if the rest of it fits perfectly it shouldnt take much to alter.

26, I think you're right. Reading comment 2 in the voice of a disgruntled cpl Klinger (M.A.S.H) makes it much funnier.

I had the same problem. Like I went to Macy's, I tried finding a dress. I found a few dresses that fit my bodice perfectly. But unfortunately, it wouldn't zip up at my chest! I was like "Huh. Maybe, it's just the dress? I mean different companies have different types of sizes, even though the number is your actual dress size." So I tried other dresses, same deal -_-. I tried even a size 13 in juniors (largest size they had!) but it still didn't zip up! My mom was Like "Be glad that you're busty!" (-_____-) Lol thank God for Forever 21! They probably have a better selection and they have sizes that work! You should check it out OP (and any other girls dealing with small/large chests).

OMG sorry. Wrong post >.

Oh my god I feel like I am dating 51 and I am having to sit through another overly explained shopping trip. I think i zoned out for a while and stared at her chest.

Dang, I can never find the right dress... :(

54, I would never tell my boyfriend that. That would probably torture him. I'm just saying that because I sort of understand her predicament in the sense that it's hard finding the exact form-fitting dresses. I didn't mean to go overboard on the describing. Sorry for doing that.

No worries 59. Sometimes a little mystery is the spice of life, besides,,, everyone knows even the nicest dress looks best on the floor.

I have the opposite problem. :( Dresses fit my body but are too small for my boobs. Even trying larger sizes doesn't work. Sigh. First world problems right?

72, -_______- Why do you have to be bitchy?

I'm sorry for coming off as being vain. I was just trying to explain like how it's difficult for girls to try and find form fitting dresses. I then proceeded to substantiate that claim with a personal example. I didn't mean for it to be that long. idk if people noticed my other comments, but I tend to write a lot. I honestly didn't mean to come off as this cocky bitch with an attitude. idk. down vote if you'd like, but I'm being honest right now. I'm sorry for offending anyone. Didn't people read the last sentence? I was trying to offer up advice because Forever 21 IS a perfect place to find dresses for any woman's size

72, I have your problem. I always have to find a bigger size because they're too small for my breast area.

82, she's mocking me. That's why she added "first world problems". She doesn't actually have that problem

No...she was simply adding her own example. Pot calling the kettle black, much?

You want me to send you a picture of my boobs as proof? Not everything's about you, you know. I wasn't even replying to you. I was replying to the person who started this comment thread. I wasn't bragging or anything. I was saying that I have the opposite problem and it IS a first world problem. People who don't have the luxury of going to a store to get new clothes would NOT complain about their boobs being too big or too small for clothes. I could mock you if I really wanted to, but I'm not a bitch or mean and I'm not a drama queen.

Also forever 21 does not carry sizes big enough for my boobs to fit in that also fit the rest of my body. If I want their clothes to fit my boobs I have to get an XL and sometimes an XXL but then the rest is too big for me. NOW I'm talking to you by the way.

I hate when I try on a dress, and get funny looks from the people around me. It makes me feel like a piece of meat. Maybe I should do fewer modeling jobs at Victoria's Secret. But their teddies make my legs look so good.

I hate it. I can never find a dress that flatters me everywhere. Especially my chest

#88, after reading your comments, I feel like I lost so many brain cells that I will never get back.

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE.

I support this. Females around the world listen up! No more clothing purchases. Live life naked.

#20 you say that now.. then you regret it later when you realize that you'd rather not see most females naked ..

#36 we can always try :p

Why should we let society dictate our comfort. Down with clothes! Except for socks, I like warm toes.

I hate socks! First thing that comes off when I get home... Well it's a toss up between the bra and the socks, although generally I just take off all my clothes the second I get home and put on some pj's.

Can I live with you?

Stuff it with apples... Or bacon! Yeah, bacon...

Stuff your bra? Are you 12?

#16 There are 12 year olds with bigger breasts than some 30 year old women, but 12 year olds may stuff, older women may wear chicken cutlets instead ... really there is no difference

11- you had me at bacon boobs...

So what? I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

amen.

I had the same problem. Like I went to Macy's, I tried finding a dress. I found a few dresses that fit my bodice perfectly. But unfortunately, it wouldn't zip up at my chest! I was like "Huh. Maybe, it's just the dress? I mean different companies have different types of sizes, even though the number is your actual dress size." So I tried other dresses, same deal -_-. I tried even a size 13 in juniors (largest size they had!) but it still didn't zip up! My mom was Like "Be glad that you're busty!" (-_____-) Lol thank God for Forever 21! They probably have a better selection and they have sizes that work! You should check it out OP (and any other girls dealing with small/large chests).

Gah! Idk why I found it necessary to post the same comment twice. Wasn't thinking straight :( So sorry. I accept the down votes.

I think you're getting downvotes for writing a wall of text about how your boobs must be so large.

Oh. I'm not trying to brag though. :(

63, I understand. But I really didn't mean to say that in a tone where I come off as being this bitch that takes pride in having and parades a large chest around. It really does suck, just like the comment that im responding on right now. I Do write a lot in my comments on here. I didn't mean to get carried away. Sure, I'll probably get downvoted AGAIN but I just want people to understand. I'm not a bitchy or mean-spirited person that takes pride in saying things because I'm bettwr than you. I'm actually the COMPLETE opposite. Anyways...it irritates me that even though I apologize, I get downvoted...

Well all your comments are paragraphs. It's easy enough to say "Sorry" rather than a novel about boobies and apologies and what not.

@80 You're digging your own grave here. People downvoted your post on the internet, suck it up-- it's not the end of the world. Nobody thinks you're a bitch or that you're vain, your mile-long comments are just irritating at this point. The more you whine about it, the more you're going to get downvoted. Give it up and accept defeat gracefully.

Not trying to brag? You've taken time out of your life to write a short story about your seemingly interesting boobs. Get a life.

Haha, guys take a deep breath, I know boobs are important, but is the argument really necessary. She has big **** that are hard to properly conceal in a dress.