Miscellaneous: Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated",...

By Oops - 10/06/2013 11:22 - United States

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

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You deserved it 13 827

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By ohhhjaymo13 - 05/02/2011 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 695

You deserved it 3 376

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By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 047

You deserved it 1 142

By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 092

You deserved it 3 764

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 846

You deserved it 2 800

That one friend

By LeftOut - 13/04/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 095

You deserved it 4 891

Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 478

You deserved it 116

Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 284

You deserved it 4 887

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 858

You deserved it 2 155

TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 877

You deserved it 199

Bigmouth strikes again

By lovely-sweet - 27/11/2008 12:34 - France

Today, during lunch, I said, "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on." One of the guys present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying, "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman." Which was also the case. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 626

You deserved it 10 214

Welshite 39

Monday 10 June 2013 16:25

Open mouth, insert foot.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

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Welshite 39

Monday 10 June 2013 16:25

Open mouth, insert foot.

mn_shr 22

Monday 10 June 2013 16:31

Honest mistake OP. Happens to everyone.

Wizardo 33

Monday 10 June 2013 17:03

Freud would be proud...

DustyStorm 16

Monday 10 June 2013 17:08

It does happen! Hopefully your friend understands and you were able to backtrack and recover nicely. Gotta love that awkward moment after....ughhhh!

kim_larsa 5

Monday 10 June 2013 17:20

*twinkles toes*

BauerMegan 31

Monday 10 June 2013 17:38

Ha #1 I lol'ed

fareith 15

Monday 10 June 2013 17:45

A translation for OP - Open foot, insert mouth

RedWingSD 6

Tuesday 11 June 2013 10:50

Lol looks like yøu were the one who sucked lol

supercalyyy 7

Monday 10 June 2013 16:26

This really sucks! Sorry OP

jakeydudey 13

Monday 10 June 2013 16:46

I'm not sure if its already been said, but there's a button for that.

fareith 15

Monday 10 June 2013 17:51

24 - I'm not sure if it's already been said, but you don't have to be a dick about it.

molzipan 16

Monday 10 June 2013 19:21

I think you came off more as a dick than 24, #37

Ian7890 23

Tuesday 11 June 2013 7:09

I think you came off as more of a dick than 37 being a dick to 24, #50

fareith 15

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:45

50 - Good job, your understanding of sarcasm and human nature is outstanding.

cgguardian 17

Monday 10 June 2013 16:26

Ouch, slip of the tongue...I hope you explained it afterwards! D:

JamieLT 22

Monday 10 June 2013 16:33

Yeah, bc I'm sure if you did, It is understandable. Little tongue tied. Nbd

prickly_pear 9

Monday 10 June 2013 16:27

Awkward.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 16:28

If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)

supercalyyy 7

Monday 10 June 2013 16:30

Not if she sucked at sucking ;)

The_Thinker 18

Monday 10 June 2013 16:32

Oh, dammit perdix! Got there before me, you did.

perdix 29

Monday 10 June 2013 16:34

#10, Amen to that! #17, sorry ;)

Pro_Nothing 9

Monday 10 June 2013 17:16

The thinker must really start to think less and do more

The_Thinker 18

Monday 10 June 2013 18:13

I know, right?

VampireBiter 7

Thursday 13 June 2013 17:57

Thank you #6 for reading my mind

JoeGrant 12

Monday 10 June 2013 16:29

Freudian slips - they'll get you every time.

Punny 3

Monday 10 June 2013 16:29

i hope your friend understands

journeytotheend 16

Monday 10 June 2013 16:30

This really devastating

The_Thinker 18

Monday 10 June 2013 16:30

On the contrary, if your friend could really suck, I doubt she would've been dumped in the first place.

JamieLT 22

Monday 10 June 2013 16:31

Aw. Sorry to your friend. But she probably understood when you explained what you meant to say.

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