By ohmygod - 20/06/2013 05:49 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
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grahmagog 14

I got the moobs like jabba

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tehaustiebear 34

Perhaps OP was eating chicken, and the piece he recieved was the breast?

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Sacytrl 28

This is becoming some sort of elderly FML competition. XD

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DaniPandi 22

Where is our goddamn old people category?

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jerzjay 17

Time to drop the fork and pick up some dumbbells

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LissaMccracken 23

Weird that she even noticed... Why was she even looking?

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timss4 19

Cause looking at anyones torso isn't unnatural at all...?

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LissaMccracken 23

there's alwaaaays a smartass -.- I just thought it was weird that his grandma was looking at his man boobies. Fucka yoo bic boi for making me feel stupid

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JACKxRAWR 22

#44, not even Buk Lau will get you out of this one. Wai yu do dis too dae?

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Wizardo 33

Probably from eating too much or your grandmother's glasses are so thick she can see into the future at a time where you do have some breastases.

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Pesticides 19

that's my new word "breastases" sounds so fancy

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darwinism 30

To which you replied "That's how it all starts gramps. First you see things, then you hear things, and then the mind finally lets go. You know, I'll be the one looking after you, if you could legally call it that"

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grahmagog 14

I got the moobs like jabba

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MzZombicidal 36

The elderly can be quite mean! Just don't let it upset you too much, OP. :)

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