Inspection time

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Monterey

Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
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svalaedgren 18

Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

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darwinism 30

Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

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svalaedgren 18

Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

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xoamy906 25

What happens if they're too big for her preference? Edit: I didn't see #9 till after I posted this. But still.

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chronickX 11

But is your toilet okay?

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iLike2Teabag 27

It should be. That's some real thorough inspection.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Because the plumber is too busy trying to rescue a princess from a giant turtle-dragon, because he's high on 'shrooms.

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KiddoKS 19

You just need to buy the "double impact" drain clogger. If you do, two hot plumbers come over to clear the drain for free. Don't you watch tv?!

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Pwn17 25

This is a shitty si- *gets shot*.

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flockz 19

*gets bleach and towels*

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tj5810 21

*Starts the car, pops the trunk* Hurry, we don't have much time. :P

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iLike2Teabag 27

Damn! Here comes the po po! There's no time! *pours gasoline* *strikes match and drops it*

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utohspaghettios 10

woop woop... see the match lit and fire start... fires 4 shots... you dead

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hellobobismyname 24

*shoots with tranquilizer (because murder is wrong, kids) and leaves body in lewd position for everyone to see. *surround myself with an impenetrable force field in case someone tried something.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Please. The one time ain't never gon take me alive.

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darwinism 30

Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

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emilyjgraham 34

I have to admit, I was reading a little fast and thought it said that whenever OP talks crap at first...

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flockz 19

"your logs are looking a little runny Timmy. i told you that you needed to eat your greens!"

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deepunder 17

Grandma:They're looked big today. Better throw'em at those trespassers! Op:but those are my friends! *action ensues LATER Grandma: want to play cards? Op:Not like I got friends to talk to...

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Zimmington 21

His Grandma: "So you've been eating all of your corn. Good!"

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LolFMLnot 10

If I were u I'd go to public washrooms more often

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diabian 9

What would she do if they are actually big enough to clog up the pipes?! I hope no spoons are involved!

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KiddoKS 19

Exactly what determines too big? Is it total volume or the sizes of individual pieces? Does density matter ( sinkers vs floaters)? I'm really curious about her formula :)

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IHeartBlueJay 14

I was wondering the exact same thing

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