By part time all the time - 23/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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liamjames2 12

What a perv. And nice brother you have there, OP! Sibling love

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littlem91 29

That takes creepy to a whole new level. I suggest hitting your brother with a baseball bat.

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liamjames2 12

What a perv. And nice brother you have there, OP! Sibling love

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yawateverok 10

what do u mean her bro is a jerk

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Norja 33

#27 He's obviously being sarcastic!

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zingline89 18

27 - Even Sheldon Cooper detected that sarcasm

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TheCutestLizard 28

27 - There's this new thing all the cool kids are using. It's called punctuation. You should try it sometime.

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journeytotheend 16

No shit! I would break the guys neck if he even tried to pay me for such a thing

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yawateverok 10

u guys didnt have 2 be so mean :(

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theunbeatableram 3

Rule of FML. You will get called out for bad grammatical text and punctuation. Deal with it.

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DyslexicPanda 12

Did no one else pick up on the fact that 27 is like 12 years old...?

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littlem91 29

That takes creepy to a whole new level. I suggest hitting your brother with a baseball bat.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Baseballbat with barbed wire wrapped around it FTW

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Treveyon56 14

Baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire dipped in poison.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Now that's just overkill. Dip it in lemon juice instead.

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Wimoweh 10

Or the blood of your ancestors, for extra strength.

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AngelSpit 18

Or a mild acid so his wounds fester :) as my mother always said "what part of sadist don't you understand?"

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garrett1999o3 16

What about the creepy neighbor? What do we do with him?

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Leprekhaun 14

Hit the neighbor too. Repeatedly.

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Pwn17 25

So wait, does that mean he's watching her in there? ...This FML just got creepier.

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Julianne_sings 10

16, what else did you think he was doing with it?

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v1k1rox 12

Too bad people that commented didn't get the joke. Big brother is from a book 1984 and he is like a totalitarian leader and he watches anything anyone does with this tv thing. So that's why it's funny.

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Jelbeztok 17

Thanks for clearing that up for us. Is it a good book?

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sabbyheartswhat 23

It is a pretty good book. Very conspiracy theory, creepy. I'd suggest it to a friend who hasn't read it. :) Though, I will suggest don't show the movie to a freshman English class. My teacher made that mistake. And honors class and all we all giggled at the nude scene. -.- oh, to be 15 again.

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LyraAlluse 25

Yes he is. In more ways than one apparently.

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Jac_d_ipper 10

It's time call in the cops on your creepy neighbor and retrieve all the videos/pics captured since; also just pray that none had gone out specially to the **** market.

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JessicaZado 11

He's also really creepy for agreeing to do so! FYL OP.

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SirMichael 13

#84 A mild acid might actually disinfect his wounds and stop them from festering.

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bamagrl410 31

107 I believe the comment you're looking for is a couple threads up

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SirMichael 13

Yep, you're right. No idea how I messed that up so badly.

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PandaKitteh 20

Hey, they could make a great job out of that! It's creepy and illegal, but hey, apparently your bro is pretty good! ;3

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Yeah, till the time perv will want something more...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Not too good, considering he got caught.

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v1k1rox 12

He doesn't have to be good I assume he lives with her he can come in when she is not there. And picking a bedroom lock is easy.

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xSunnyOlivia 17

That sucks. Sorry OP.

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softrally 15

For future reference, there's a button labeled "I agree, your life sucks" for that.

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Bakarra 22

Get back at him by faking a murder in your bathroom and then when he calls the cops you and the "murdered" person act like you have no idea what he's talking about

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Ki11erC 18

Given the circumstances I very much doubt the neighbour watching would be calling the police no matter they see...

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NeatNit 32

SOMEONE watched Zoey 101.. little tip, that is not a show you should be proud of knowing. :(

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meherm 11

That sounds so idiotic. People can watch whatever the hell they like without having people say "oh that isn't a show you should be proud of".

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ksks1234 33

46-- seems like you would have to watch it to know that. That is something to which you should not be proud of knowing, after all.

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moonbane 9

Exactly, 58. As a commonly used example, ponies :I

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Cian_1 28

I wouldn't often suggest this, but please, for your own safety; inform the authorities! Who knows what such a creep would do next! Also, have a very severe word with your brother! Good luck, OP! :)

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sharksfan48 13

I guess people really will do anything for money

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queerdragon 20

If you have proof, or can get it in writing, then I would go down to the police station and turn both of them into the cops. While family is important, your brother really put you in danger.

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