Farcry 3?

Assassin's Creed III? :D

Fallout 1,2,3, and new Vegas

It's obviously Assassin's Creed 3 if you read his name. That is a pretty funny/****** up scenario though, sucks for you for having such a psycho mom

Minecraft?

#47, I ADORE your profile picture!!! Ezio

Pray tell #46, but how do the creatures in any Fallout game even remotely count as "animals" anymore?

Assassin's Creed?

Buy her a mink coat and tell her it's puppy fur for Christmas.

Mmm McDonald's

But McDonald's isn't even real meat.

How would eating McDonald's spite her? Everyone knows its not real meat. It's that "pink" stuff.

"pink slime", catchy name if you ask me

66 - It's still real meat. The pink slime is basically the entire chicken ground up and bathed in ammonia.

No its not. I've seen the in side of the Australian processing plants. They're be identical. its real beef, chicken, pork & fish.

there is no pink slim in McDonalds meat its 100%beef more healthy than most places

That "pink stuff" (why the **** is PINK of all words in quotes?) is meat, just ground the **** up. Or are you trying to tell me that sawdust isn't wood, droplets aren't water, and snow isn't ice?

I call it mystery meat.

Use crunch

I dont think this FML is real. a vegan in texas. ok, and then not being used to Texas's BBQs slaughter houses but is pissy about your game?

Virtual meat is murder!

Virtual meat is virtual murder!

Yeah I'm a vegetarian and I still play video games

If that's the case, shouldn't she have known about that game before he acquired it and stopped him getting it? Her going off like that show's she had no clue what he was playing in the first place.

He probably bought the game with his own money. Maybe that's why she never knew in the first place.

yeah you´re right because what you do in video games totally correlates to what you do in real life. personally, i know that ever since i was a kid i now jump on every turtle i see, then pick it up and bowl it at mean people thus knocking their legs out from underneath them. plus, every time i see a brick i try and smash it with my head to retrieve the gold coins inside. had my mother stopped me from playing vidoe games maybe i wouldn´t get such frequent headaches.

The person who bitches about killing has an attack helicopter as a profile pic and a bio too rediculous for words...

Mario uses his fist not his head, look closely :)

@5 Oh you are one of those people. You know, I have been playing violent video games for 24 years now, and yet I (and literally millions of other people) somehow manage to get through an average day without committing any acts of violence. It's a total mystery how we do it.

Well i guess since i grew up playing MK and Killer Instinct, i should throw myself at someone and shocking them while yelling unintelligable phrases eh 5? (hooray Raiden!..."ALEIYALEIYALEEGAAAHHH!!!!"*flies while yelling*)

Oh,and i'm pretty sure those people who went on shootouts like those two from columbine or the guy from virginia tech had some sort of mental problems or were on meds.They would have snapped regardless of whether play played video games or not.

I 100% agree #5

38, obvious troll is obvious.

I modded all of my enemies to be mudcrabs with mustaches that cursed like sailors.

Mmm asparagus

Op's name would suggest they were playing assassins creed 3

Could it not have been Far Cry 3?

Mmm chicken

Assassin's Creed reference? There's a fair amount of hunting in the latest installment of that series.

I figured it was Farcry 3, but that's probably because it's the only game I've played with hunting recently, so I could be wrong...

haha. i thought i was the only one who noticed!

Assassin's Creed is what I first thought of before noticing the name.