By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 18:07 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML
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Drifting 21

So you already have a zebra, and orangutan in your room? Lol

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Sinistra_Blue 12

Just be glad that the house flooded and you didn't actually wet the bed.

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Nordrag 26

Oh ya. I forgot that flooding is nothing compared to wetting the bed...

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Sinistra_Blue 12

I love when people say "ya" because I automatically give them a swedish accent in my mind. And I was sorta alluding to ralph simpson when his house floods and he thinks he wetted his bed. Very poorly I might add.

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Nordrag 26

Huh. I've almost always used ya because its quick like the way I say it. Yeah feels long and drawn out so I use it mostly with sarcasm.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

I gotcha. I can't really explain it too well. Its just like this Boston/Swedish accent in my head. I don't like when people say "yea" instead of yeah because it just sounds like "yea, verily I say to thou brother"

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I've never thought that, #11, so needless to say, I'll think it FROM NOW ON!

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EnterSandman_fml 20

My girlfriend's father is Swedish, and he's very careful about his accent because so many people just want him to talk more because they thinks its hilarious hearing 'ya'.

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Drifting 21

So you already have a zebra, and orangutan in your room? Lol

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TheBrochure 22

Granted they are already dead, but yes.

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Lizardgirl 7

don't forget the hyena!

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Drifting 21

Lol. And yes can't forget the hyena.

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Drifting 21

Isn't there a badge for commenting 3 times on your own comment? Lets see...

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easyprey 8

It could also be waterworld

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easyprey 8

You don't even need any exotic animals

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PulseShock 9

There are 2 kinds of people.

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ElatedEarthling 15

Who, Mike Tyson? I hear he gets royally pissed off when people steal his tiger.

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BauerMegan 31

Mikey and I are tight. He lets me ste...er borrow his tiger all the time.

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golden_warrior 23

i tried to borrow his tiger and now my right ear is missing

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Zimmington 21

But 24... You are a tiger...

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Zimmington 21

Dammit I meant 19

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easyprey 8

I had a race car bed, when will my room ever fill with asphalt and exhaust fumes?

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nightbirdblue 27

My airplane bed is still proving hard to figure out where to put the jet fuel. I already took my roof off and everything.

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easyprey 8

I'd imagine your room must have to be huge in order to get any take off speed, try tearing out a wall to expand your runway.

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awkwardlysmiles 12

Im just pretty suprised you slept through the whole basement flooding (given it happened overnight) water would've been flooding heavy/loudly to fill the basement by the time you woke. Either way I hope swim well and bought insurance from Allstate, because it seems like mayhem struck again.

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monnanon 13

do Allstate have jurisdiction in Egypt?

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golden_warrior 23

Just get two long sticks so you can paddle around your room. This way you would never have to walk around your room again :)

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olpally 32

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming... Haha.

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Fedezzer 20

...All you gotta do is swim, swim - OH, I LOVE TO SWIM!!

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