By Acidic Donut - 30/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20

Put the booze back or else their behavior will be shittier!

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deuceswild 13

On the bright side, you now have a lot of booze to yourself.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Put the booze back or else their behavior will be shittier!

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User57777 13

Don't want them to be alcoholics now right?

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deuceswild 13

On the bright side, you now have a lot of booze to yourself.

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SkyGuy32 17

I feel bad for OP. My mom gets really pissed off at the smallest things. There's nothing really good to do about it.

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fuckedPriceless 17

Give 'em the booze back. As long as they are hungover they will ignore you!

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ironichalibut 24

I bet they were even bigger assholes after you hid their booze

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greenfishbait 19

I wouldn't be too happy if you hid my stuff either.

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mdcdeve 10

Hid their booze ? Oh my, if I did anything to my parents booze or fags they would kill me, literally.

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604 11

For those confused by the usage of the word "fags", in England it means cigarettes.

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ironichalibut 24

It also archaically means "a bundle of wood or sticks" Knowledge is power!

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Epikouros 31

Well, I'm sure hiding your parents' hairdressers and interior decorators wouldn't make them happy, either.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

29 - Stop. Put down your electronics. Go sit in the corner. Think about that horrible statement you just made. Come back when you're less of a dick.

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Neyuu 18

Who's confused? I thought that was common knowledge.

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mattorama 15

No, they would not LITERALLY kill you.

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NagainaFier 16

38) Many people in America don't know that a fag = cigarette to the UK, since it's so predominantly used as a slur towards homosexuals over here.

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xMay28 2

Maby they just bought new booze, because you mentioned they drink to much, I know I would

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dietbacon 13

if she had to get to the point of hiding their booze it's probably because they were unwilling to stop, right? Maybe they're addicted and if so would probably actually go buy some more.

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