Miscellaneous: Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After...

By yum - 07/07/2013 05:09 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

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Dead bug walking

By Drink up - 28/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was about to take a drink from my cup when I saw a bug making its way along the lid. When I saw it going down into the drink, I quickly ripped off the lid to stop it. I wasn't fast enough, and watched it drown. Thanks for that. FML

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By Sick - 28/01/2017 16:00

Today, I noticed a thick layer of mold growing inside the straw of my water bottle. I use that bottle every day. FML

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By Kristen Duncan - 01/08/2017 20:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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ThatPlankton 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:53

I've heard of worms and scorpions, but caterpillars in a drink? who doesn't Love a little extra fuzz in their beverage of choice?

Jkolbly 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:54

Alright maggots, this obstacle course is called "The Squeeze"

Comments

ThatPlankton 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:53

I've heard of worms and scorpions, but caterpillars in a drink? who doesn't Love a little extra fuzz in their beverage of choice?

Olympiakos10 15

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:20

It was The very thirsty caterpillar

LeFrogDog 27

Sunday 7 July 2013 22:11

you gonna finish that caterpillar ( -_- )

priiest 8

Monday 8 July 2013 18:26

How does this even deserve to be on fml...? People eat bugs all the time

Jkolbly 11

Sunday 7 July 2013 12:54

Alright maggots, this obstacle course is called "The Squeeze"

edris_305 21

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:00

Sue them or get a free drink out of it from the store

vegetaftw 28

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:02

The cup probably belonged to the OP, and was used in their own home.

Brool_Story_Co 17

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:04

How would suing the store that sold him the cup accomplish anything, it's not their fault that a caterpillar climbed into the straw.

vegetaftw 28

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:10

Forgot to add it could have been used prior to this as well.

Zimmington 21

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:12

Yes! Sue them! How dare they sell a cup that a caterpillar could potentially crawl into. How could they not foresee this issue!? Some companies are thoughtless

The_Thinker 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:04

Doesn't sound like the little guy/gal was having a hell larva time in there. I now await my trial from the FML community.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 7 July 2013 15:12

The FML jury finds you guilty!

mdcdeve 10

Sunday 7 July 2013 21:14

I like it.

Smoldering 15

Monday 8 July 2013 19:08

Speaking of Perdix and Doc where are they? And why are they not commenting on this?

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:04

Were you at a restaurant?

Mimorie17 12

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:08

Thats prreeetttyyy gross. Im terrified of caterpillars..yuck.!

Varieus 30

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:02

How can one be terrified of caterpillars?

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:03

Caterpillars are cute, just not in my drinks.

The_Thinker 18

Sunday 7 July 2013 13:15

Haven't you heard? In a time of global recession and downright awful economics, suing people over caterpillar-sized issues is apparently the latest trend.