By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
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rg350dx 29

Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Now what's going to happen to Wilbur =(?

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rg350dx 29

Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.

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friedpwnadge 25

When opportunity comes knocking...

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Nordrag 26

The Op did the world a huge favor. Killed a spider, and aided in the turning of a pig into delicious bacon by doing so. I salute you brave soldier.

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Snowkeys 11

Try sleeping in a spider infested basement. I do get a higher intake of protein though...

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Axipiter 24

*waves hand* This is not your FML...

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Snowkeys 11

Relating my situation to o.ps. Eating one spider really isn't a Fml. Considering how many you eat in your sleep in a lifetime.

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Snowkeys 11

I am aware, I just failed to see how it's a Fml. They crawl into your mouth when you sleep anyway. I was putting a positive spin on op's situation with higher protein. :)

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Snowkeys 11

I'm aware. Putting a positive spin on o.ps situation.

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rg350dx 29

That's definitely 1-upping complaining. But if you're going for the whole "misery loves company" idea, invite OP into your basement with you... On second thought, that sounds a bit creepy.

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suboy 10

At least its not on OP. No worse feeling to me than walking into a web and not knowing where the spider is.

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kriz_allizwell 6

19 - I see what you did there.

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Sinistra_Blue 12

#2, They say that you are what you eat. Maybe it'll be your web OP walks into one night.

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funky2525 14

Ahh!! Hopefully it didnt taste as nasty as it sounds

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Misswildsides 22

Unless your Bear Grylls, it probably tasted nasty.

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persianninja 23

Well the guy on survivor man ate scorpion kebab and it "tasted great"

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Sinistra_Blue 12

"You know what goes great with spiders? Drinking my own pee." I always felt bad for the camera men on those survival type shows, cause you just know they've gotta feel awkward drinking their bottled water while Bear Grylls drinks his own urine.

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thatnucca 36

What do they taste like? Not that we want to try it though...

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isallwaysme 27

it probably tasted a little rubbery.

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MichellinMan 20

Crunchy, then juicy, then barfed back up.

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buddy51 23

Like chicken or a velveeta wet dream...

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SuperSofie 23

I nearly threw up reading this FML. Totally disgusting. FYL OP!

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catwho 18

So a spider dinner with a fly appetizer and mosquito desert course?

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EverestMelting 23

..Or OP can stick one accidentsl spider.

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graceinsheepwear 33

I hear it tastes a lot like caterpillar in a straw.

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flockz 19

i've always wanted to try live spider. deep fried dead spider doesn't do it for me anymore.

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clevercake 21

I'd say look on the bright side, but I can't think of a bright side to accidentally consuming an arachnid.

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Futacy 29

Spiders are actually known to be pretty nutritious. Just like their scorpion cousins.

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angelitared 27

Maybe if you get bit you will turn into spider-man!

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Nordrag 26

No. You have to microwave the spider first.

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