Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told...

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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By 50sStyle - 12/06/2017 19:00 - United States - Hartland

Today, during lunch, I choked on my food and possibly came close to death when my boyfriend's best friend performed the Heimlich Maneuver on me, potentially saving my life. My boyfriend then started arguing with me over letting his best friend touch my stomach. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Drifting 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol

Zimmington 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

You need to work on that gag reflex

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Drifting 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

I wanna say YDI for trying to make eating a corn dog sexual...lol

friedpwnadge 25

Friday 12 July 2013 2:48

Better on the domestic corndog than on his corndog.

Drifting 21

Friday 12 July 2013 3:45

Touché! Lol

zen1979 16

Friday 12 July 2013 13:58

Mmmmm corndog....so good, how could it NOT be sexual?

Pussycat86 18

Friday 12 July 2013 20:10

Not everyone can do the sexual eating right

Zimmington 21

Friday 12 July 2013 2:45

You need to work on that gag reflex

Ellisonjulian 4

Friday 12 July 2013 4:32

You have the perfect profile picture for that comment

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Friday 12 July 2013 7:14

"Practice makes perfect" says the gleefully smiling boyfriend.

99megster 15

Friday 12 July 2013 2:46

That's just humiliating, why would you do that to yourself O.o

TheDrifter 23

Friday 12 July 2013 3:31

Because if it had worked she would have his undying devotion?

feelingold 18

Friday 12 July 2013 9:37

because he's a corndog horndog

mfmylifesrsly 29

Friday 12 July 2013 2:47

Well then. Aren't you a submissive one....

courtz94 24

Saturday 13 July 2013 0:46

I got a good launch out of this comment.

gameover18 17

Friday 12 July 2013 2:47

practice makes perfect.

AplJax3 2

Friday 12 July 2013 2:47

Next time tuck your thumb into your fist and squeeze it. For some reason, it cancels out your gag reflex. I'm being dead serious, too. Try it.

BlissfulLiss 18

Friday 12 July 2013 3:14

I've never heard of that...how do you know this?

picturescrazy 24

Friday 12 July 2013 4:06

It works, that's my trick too :)

GhostChickens 17

Friday 12 July 2013 5:17

I heard that's a psychological thing. If you believe it'll work, your mind cancels out the gag reflex. That why it doesn't work for people who don't believe it will. It'll carry on working even if you stop believing because your mind is already aware that you are capable of stopping your own gag reflex. I'm not entirely sure on that. I know you can mentally train yourself not to gag though.