Y'all need Jesus

By TNDriver - 16/07/2013 13:12 - United States - Jackson

Today, I was about to make a left turn. In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change. On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and waved. She leaned out and yelled, "The light's red, asshole." FML
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heyhihello95 12

You can never win with those bumper stickers.

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heyhihello95 12

You can never win with those bumper stickers.

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robotiick7 23

I have one that says honk if your horny lol

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Enslaved 36

I have a bumper sticker that reads "If you can read this, you're too ******* close". But I prefer my "Bend over and I'll drive"

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Freethaawave 19

Cheech & Chong always had the best one: "Gas, Grass or Ass - Nobody Rides Free"

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sunflowerchild 10

The best one I've seen is "I'm only speeding because I have to shit"

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lmngrl889 14

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Zimmington 21

96- Yes... Yes you are. Why have a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker but flick people off in traffic?

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KushTreats 21

How to win: rear-end the bumper sticker

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ShananaginsLOL 13

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Maybe the lady borrowed the car and didn't even know the sticker was there, all maybe it is her car and a friend put the sticker on as a joke

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I'm not a church going person myself, but most churches are filled with really nice people. There are some loonies who use scare tactics to persuade you into letting Jesus into your life. I don't like the closed mindedness affiliated with churches, though that's not the way everyone is.

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nnnope 26

says the girl who enjoys flipping people off.

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skyttlz 32

I'm pretty involved in my church but I'm always realistic and not the kind of person that prays for everything.

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ShananaginsLOL 13

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rockaroths 15

@82 if you were just joking, it's kind of hard to tell a sarcastic tone just by reading something.

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AestheticGuy 21

OP you deserve for being tacky and lame enough to actually honk to proclaim your love for some religious figure. You sound like a real life version of Ned Flanders. ugh

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persianninja 23

Especially those who do stupid stuff like that

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Mr_Satan 11

Sorry man, I tried telling him it was a bad idea.... ....but he really doesn't like it when someone disagrees with him.

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SpamPam 18

I almost wonder if someone put it there without her knowing or something lol

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Schizomaniac 24

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lulubelles 33

Oh calm down Westboro. It's dumb because most people honk at you when you've done something wrong, like cut them up. To ask them to honk for a good reason too is just asking for confusion.

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Freethaawave 19

44 - why are you on FML if you only comment saying how everyone but you is ******.... Seriously, if you're so religious, shouldn't you practise what you preach and stop judging everyone?

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morganrules123 10

Don't worry about 44. He trolls every fml mentioning religion.

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Schizomaniac 24

Cut them up? Was that a subtle threat? Quite frankly, I grow tired of the religious persecution that goes on on this site, so I'm giving you all a piece of my mind. That person obviously meant that it was the dumbest bumper sticker ever because it praised the Almighty God, Jesus of Nazareth. Don't defend her heathen slander.

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Schizomaniac 24

48- I'm not judging anyone. I am merely attempting to shine the Light of The Lord upon a population who so readily defies Him. Aren't you judging me by telling me what I should and should not be doing as a Christian?

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KBurns207 17

I love once someone writes a comment like this all the extremists see it as an excuse to preach their beliefs to everyone. Calm down #44 Seriously. You just sound ignorant. And I don't throw my beliefs in your face. Don't do it to the rest of us.

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mpsteve137 15

I'm kinda with schizomaniac here. I won't go on and on about religion and all that but I think it's an awesome bumper sticker! (honks)

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Schizomaniac 24

Shut up, Noor. I'm preaching here.

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EverdreamOfMe 24

There is nothing wrong with pornography and rock'n'roll.

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Ian7890 23

you're preaching about God when you cuss on your profile...

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texashater75 16

#50 - You might want to stop giving people a piece of you mind. It doesn't should like you have too much left to give.

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kewpiesuicide 29

LOL! Jesus commented on this! Epic!

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whoracle_fml 12

I honestly probably would have done the same thing. I tend to be forgetful. Maybe she is too

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ChenEighty 20

If you honked at bumper stickers like that a lot, I'd HATE driving near you.

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Ty_Peer 4

The problem is with the people actually sticking these stupid bumper stickers, not the people honking.

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ChenEighty 20

I feel like it's an axis of stupid between the two. And the dumbasses that make those kinds of stickers.

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CoGhostRider 31

People shouldn't put those stickers if they don't want to be honked at

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eyepuppy 31

I blame both people. Why honk at a stupid sticker and why put one on there in the first place.

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skyttlz 32

I would never put one on my car. It would be easy to think someone was honking at it and they were actually warning me of something and vice versa.

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lemon_phat 11

Yeah, I like the idea of jail time too.

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olpally 32

Clearly joking, Jesus.

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mmizbbz210 13

What is it with everyone now-a-days. Can't take a joke...

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chelseaaababyyy 17

20 - As long as you find a star to take your wanted level down you're good.

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Just_STFU_Please 13

She probably just forgot.

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Trigabyte 8

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing...why, even he was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Grandma

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edvin_fml 10

perfectly executed.

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andits 21

Lol way to be an old religious lady. Sounds like my grandma. I wouldn't have expected anything else from the bitch

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