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You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
Best advice I've come across in a while, 23. OP - you have your orders. Now start packing...
Tell ghosts stories, it lightens the mood.
Some ghosts have been known to follow you.. those people left their haunted houses living under the false impression that they had escaped a terrible fate. They were wrong. But I'm sure it won't happen to you OP. After all it only happens in movies right ;)
Yes, 93!
Amen #23
Chill guys, it's just Patrick Swayze.
Theyre really.just epic trolls
#112-That's what the like button is for
@93, better get the salt. And the holy water, and the silver...
Hopefully he doesn't try to say hello to it. I think the past, (I Don't Know How Many Either) Paranormal Activity's have taught us that.
How dare you guys judge the ghost/ demon maybe he just wants a hug
#139 that's what the dislike button is for.
#155 is right! Maybe the last owners ignored him and he just wants some love...
Who you guna call?
Dean!
Read some creepypastas, that will help even more!
Or play some creepypasta games, like: Pokemon: LostSilver Escape Lavender Town Luna 1, 2, 3, 4, 0 This way, nothing will scare you because you've conditioned yourself :D
Just got back from watching 'The Conjuring' and this post isn't helping. I don't think I'm sleeping till winter
122- I know! Scared me a lot! To make matters worse, we had a wee earthquake in the cinema while watching it! I screamed! Bless Christchurch...
MRCREEPYPASTA!!!
Seriously? Downvote me, I dont care, but MrCreepyPasta? Really? HAVE YOU EVER EVEN LISTENED TO HIM READ CREEPYPASTAS?! HIS VOICE IS THAT OF THE SWEETEST HONEY!!!
30: or the creepypasta for Godzilla NES... RUN!!!
Try reading symmetry, the crawl space, or the puppet.
I suggest a ouija board for hours of fun!
And years of torment?
But if winter is coming there will be no sleep
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
At least they can't get you now with your pants down.
You'll never be alone in the bed again. :E
I hear poltergeists are exceptional cuddlers.
Was that pun intentional, ma'am?
Dont get polter-raped. *Prepares for downvotes*
Exorcist home edition?
No wonder OP got such a good deal on the house. The previous owners wanted to get the hell out of there! Remember folks, if it seems like it's free there is probably a "hidden "cost attached.
Who you gonna call?
Umm yea id be freaking out!
Nothing to do there.....I guess it's time to call an exorcist.
Screw that, call the Winchesters!
Screw that, get the **** outta there!
And come running into the reassuring arms of the FML community :).
Pun intended?
RUN.
If the Doctor tells you to run, you know you damn well better run!
Take your stupid YDI claims somewhere else.
It was so stupid it got thumbed way up, while your comment is about to buried. Plus I'm pretty sure the original comment was a joke. Don't be so quick to make accusative assumptions.
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You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."