By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML
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flashback.miss 28

Mosey or don't mosey.

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wowthatissad 9

That profile picture is really disturbing....

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SwaggCapone 11

There's a button for that #60

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badluckalex 23

this fml sucksl... op needs to get over it.. not the end of the world

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Latino_Nino 10

Drive faster then? It's not rocket science.

JoeGrant 12

OP can't drive faster due to the traffic...

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AmbienDreams 20

Oh it's quite alright. It appears you are forgiven. Except the phrase you were looking for is "rocket surgery" I believe, hmmm? :D

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Latino_Nino 10

Car surgery? Please explain this joke? :P

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suboy 10

Yea i kind of misunderstood too. OP should've worded it differently.

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lilhellian 26

Op could just get a bigger car to push everyone out the way, or be one the assholes on motorcycles that ride between or on the side of the road to get ahead.

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AmbienDreams 20

Lol yeah I meant like people jokingly say "that's no rocket surgery" instead of "rocket science" :) so I couldn't resist

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DKjazz 20

I've heard the expression "rocket surgery" before. It's a mix up of rocket science and brain surgery. As in, "Come on guys, this isn't rocket surgery". Just a little joke. It's not a widely known joke, though. I only know it from 1 song and 1 video game.

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Iceman225 11

#34, are you stupid? The OP literally stated in her post "traffic" You must be.

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Uramonkey 11

OP could technically drive faster. That is if they want to stick their license plate into someones exhaust pipe.

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suboy 10

67. No like i said i misunderstood it. If OP wouldve said "Traffic was going so slow" then i wouldve understood but they said they were going slow in traffic. I misread, it happens.

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bfsd42 20

Lilhellian, what's your problem with motorcyclists? Of course they skip past traffic. It's one of the perks of riding a bike, and totally legal if you skip between traffic between the number 1 and 2 lane while traffic is going under 30 mph. Well, in california anyway. I think you're just jealous.

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blondie107 20

Lol so go faster? Don't be a turtle..

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Pwn17 25

Same deal as 3's comment. OP was in traffic. They HAD to go slow.

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HowieDoIt 21

This comment is driving me crazy! They're in traffic, nothing OP can do. You may need a reading GPS to give you directions to fml comprehension.

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RedPillSucks 31

The new SAT component Math, Reading, Writing, FML Comprehension. 640, 490, 510, 210

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Pwn17 25

Traffic really sucks.

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COSCO 13

Well I'm sure that's not so much of a bad thing, you were in traffic of course you would be going slow.

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MakeTodayADTR 20

I wonder if the transformers ever choose that option. xD

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colvindj 22

that must've been some slow ass traffic!

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