By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
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cuppycakeslove 20

How did he even think that would work out? As if the couple would see them at their table and apologize for intruding what they paid for?

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TheCanucklehead 22

Sell them on eBay. I hear the flower market is thriving in Zimbabwe

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

You know whats funny. Maybe he didn't have the money so the reason why he did it is to make you feel special even for a little bit. Also a story like that is... wait for it.... Legendary. I maybe the only one saying this but it is a very good possibility.

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zango1 15

Don't waste alcohol. There are kids in Africa that are sober.

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Caitie_kid 8

You should get him the new PS4... Box and put something in it so he really thinks he's getting one.

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Olympiakos10 15

And before he can open it she smashes it with a sledgehammer

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ApollosMyth 22

The thought of him seeing an opportunity to lie to his girlfriend and proceeded to do it? Yea, great thought.

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MissMustard 20

If he'd have given a second's thought to this plan, he'd have realised how moronic and deceitful it was. No thought shown here.

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Wakachulak 22

Give 3 a break, she's being sarcastic

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perdix 29

#3, if only that were true!!! That's what you say when someone gives you an ugly sweater as a gift.

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maria05136 16

Thanks :) I was being sarcastic but I guess people didn't understand :/

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BrookieAnn 19

At least he put some sort of thought into it...even though it was misguided

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Volcan_fml 22

Not really, he's just good at making shit up quickly.

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lolfood 24

No, he really didn't. He lied to his girlfriend.

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MissCharlotte_fml 26

Yeah, he put some thought into it... probably took him about 2 or 3 seconds to decide to steal a couple's table but yes there was some thinking involved

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cuppycakeslove 20

How did he even think that would work out? As if the couple would see them at their table and apologize for intruding what they paid for?

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kurodansei 16

Ah yes, just as you and your boyfriend are, the best moments in life are fleeting.

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DenBriZel 31

That's kinda messed up that he lied to you and got your hopes up like that..

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Latino_Nino 10

One night you felt you almost felt special, aaaaand it's gone.

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iluvpeanutbutter 22

Omg, how embarrassing! I think I would have walked out then and there if my boyfriend told me such an outrageous lie!

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bamagrl410 31

At least there's one girl here who isn't saying "at least he thought of you". I was starting to worry. Taking credit for someone else's caring & thoughtful date is not thinking of someone. He didn't plan it. All he did was make up a lie.

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