By Bnewlove - 31/07/2013 04:50 - Canada - Surrey

Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
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AustinDenton 22

Haha! That's funny. "Excuse me teacher I can't do my work today because I will be making meth today"

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hawkislayer 2

Sounds like a pretty legit plan, you will be rich.

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AustinDenton 22

Haha! That's funny. "Excuse me teacher I can't do my work today because I will be making meth today"

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raddybear 11

Get all that money just Remember don't melt bodies in the tub

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chlorinegreen 27

Strong words from someone who has a pink cupcake profile picture

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TheCanucklehead 22

#25 "Screamin thug life till I die before I passed out"

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TheCanucklehead 22

#34 look at you Ms. Capone. You just shot #25 down with no regard for health or safety

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OatmealCreamePie 5

I didn't choose the thug life; the thug life told me "I choose you!"

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Girreth 7

i didnt choose the drug life the drug life chose me

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jedorr07 5

Been there done that, never short of excitement. If only there were no risks!

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hawkislayer 2

Sounds like a pretty legit plan, you will be rich.

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buckerado 19

Dude, selling drugs is the easiest and safest way to make tons of tax-free cash! There's nothing that can go wrong(sarcasm)...besides death, prison, etc..

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IscoreOnU 19

If you've seen the show you know you've thought about it.

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K410 18

Step 1: Learn Chemistry Step 2: Watch Breaking Bad Step 3: PROFIT!!!

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DKjazz 20

I want to be a caterpillar.

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da_directioner39 17

48, what about "???"? Is that not important?

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SammyS2012 21

I thought thats why we major in chemistry? That's not what happens after graduation?

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byron17 26

watch a few more episodes and he'll realise that they will be hunted by Mike Ehrmantraut! And Tuco and Gus! And probs the Cartel as well! Oh and the DEA...

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Jemm_fml 29

Easy there Walter. Anything is possible when it comes to meth.

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Trisha_aus 15

As long as you "apply yourself"

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JazzHandsFML 28

your profile pic is so suitable for your comment!

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booboohoney 12

SEE!!!!! goddamnit...see.... you didn't SEE

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said_aha 7

i learned eglish from movies .. so i think it's not that bad

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alphatoomega 21

You're going to want to study spelling as well.

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kewpiesuicide 29

And grammar...

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HortonThelephant 15

Well? Hop to it! That methamphetamine isn't going to just synthesize itself now is it?

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SolarFlare 20

Well, increasing the release of dopamine won't be the problem, if you know what I mean.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yeah. OPs boyfriend puts the DOPE in dopamine

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150493x 29

Well hopefully he has seen Prison Break before you get caught ;)

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thatgirlincali 13

So, does this mean I don't have a new drug dealer? Damn

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SolarFlare 20

you can come to my country... it's a kind of legal here..

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FightMyLiger 19

Sounds good. Just wait until Finals week, then jack up your prices and plan your retirement.

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jaybear13 14

Oh lord. I would've laughed at that if i was in your situation. Hopefully he understands that you cant do that. Funny fml.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Well, what are you waiting for? Time to get to work.

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