Paranormal Blacktivity

Burning frankincense or buhkhur (Arabic special incense) reaaaally helps. Wards off evil and straggling spirits

He's not a ghost, he's the hide and seek world champion, and apparently he's still winning.

Night #1…

Night vision camer number 32.

*camera

The next Paranormal Activity.

Why does this remind me of The Conjuring?

Hide and clap

1- You do realize that cameras usually make it worse !!??!! Have you learned NOTHING from watching those types of movies ?!

OMG... maybe this is the follow up to the halloween FML from a while ago! Please tell me Im not the only one who remembers it...

Paranormal Activity

Maybe he was practicing some ritual creepypasta?

I had a familiar experience not long ago in german speaking Switzerland. I made an fml, the email said it came through, but it never appeared... The ghosts are taking over the world!!

I recommend prayer, Jesus Christ has a way about removing evil spirits. No joke.

87- what was the Halloween FML? I've started to favorite all of the scary FMLs I find... They're fascinating!

This has happened to me several times except I've seen my mom twice when she was somewhere else. Creepiest thing I've ever witnessed. I saw her in our garage so I put on my shoes and went out there and she wasn't anymore. She had been sleeping in her bed.

ghost vision would be a pretty awesome gift, if you ask me.

she was astral projecting or what ever happened in insidious that stuff is real

Hopefully his girlfriend doesn't think he's doing it just to record them getting laid.

175- it was an FML from 2012 about a little boy who was trick or treating by himself and snuck into OP's house.

I liked so this comment would have 666 likes

Maybe it's the homunculus Pride from Fullmetal Alchemist :D But that would be pretty damn frightening, too.

So does Sage.

Think astral projection its very possible that was why you saw you're mom when she was sleeping

What no what are you doing

You're gonna need some salt, something made of iron, and someone to drive to the cemetery with a shovel, more salt, and accelerant.

Run.

#274 that is the best comment ever

This is the one rule you learn from horror movies. If you see something scary, DON'T FOLLOW IT. That's asking to die

BRASS BALLS... High and mighty ones too..

What would you have done if there actually was a little boy there?

Depends, if he wanted a sandwich I would've made him one. If he was like *ghostly sounds* then I would run in terror.

I think I would be more scared to just turn around and pretend nothing happened.

223- Paranoia's a bitch

Same here,I would've flipped my shit and gone to my parents house.

Shadows+Reality= Ninjas.

This is actually true. I once thought the same thing as OP, and was super freaked out about it. After multiple times of this happening I realised it was just my own shadow. What a relief.

One time while driving home at around 3 in the morning I kept seeing someone in my back seat with my rear view mirror. I kept telling myself it was the side of my face in the reflection but my mind was playing crazy tricks on me. Worst drive of my life.

Reality + Imagination = Insanity

That's for damn sure. I had a shadow dog in my bedroom before. He'd walk up and smell me, climb in bed, and lay down beside me. The freakiest shit was when he'd get on the bed I'd feel the weight of him, and when I reached out to pet him I felt small traces of hair, while my hand went through him. I was spooked at first, but he was a nice shadow dog. Embrace it, OP, it's actually fun to play along sometimes. Just remember, they can't hurt you

#56 - Honestly, that sounds pretty awesome. I'm not fully sure if I've also had experiences with shadows at night like that or if it was just dreams, but it really isn't bad.

Actually they can harm you, I once lived in a house where if you lied down (it only happened in my bedroom) it would feel as if a person got on top of you and would start to choke you, need less to say my family and I moved out.

Well that's creepy stuff. But, I think it's just your imagination no matter how real it feels. I guess you eventually get used to it if it keeps happening again.

I don't know if someone could get use to the feeling of being choked....

People and their weird fetish.

You're actually supposed to stay away from shadow people. They are believed to be demonic and can actually hurt you. Most of the time ghosts are harmless. Shadow people are a completely different story.

Yea my brother and I never got used to the feeling of being choked.

Yes, your eyes can play tricks on you making you see shadows or movement. Full on children? I'm not so sure.

#77 a similar thing happened to my boyfriends mum when they was staying in Spain, she felt like something was pinning her to the bed

#127, and that's when you move away..

When I lived in the dorms at university I had that happen one night, woke up with bruises on my throat that could only of happened from someone else choking me.

196 that's exactly what happened to me but to make it worse it happened anytime of the day you would lie down and it didn't matter if you were awake or not.

#77 #206 http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis, maybe this helps? I have it like 80% of the time when i am stressed out!

218, that explains the feeling of being choked, but not the bruises. Something similar happened to me once. I used to wake up with bruises in the shape of hands on my arms and legs. I even woke up one day with X's scratched into my knuckles. Turns out I was doing it to myself in my sleep because of all the stress from school.

GHOST BUSTERS!

Columbo.

The Winchesters?

The Police

The eye doctor.

The which doctor!

.

An exorcist

the daycare. you have a kid now.

I swear best comment!

A therapist

The Winchesters....

a priest.

Mythbusters.

THE DOCTOR DOO WEE DOOOOOOOO

Heisenberg. He'll kill it with ricin

Ummmm ghostbusters

The Doctor for sure, that little boy is just stuck in a pocket dimension.

GHOST BUSTERS!!!

#92, that was hilarious. I was not expecting that to be the first response. I am so glad it was.

Someone?

He'll get sucked into the show

Your picture is what's creepy here…

"Are you my mummy?"

This has been taught by countless horror movies

35- NO. That episode scared the everloving shit out of me!

"Red Rum" . . . . . . . . . :$

Mooooommmy....... Are you my moommmy?

35- I am favoriting this FML solely for your comment. That episode gave me the willies for three days straight!

What episode of what show are you guys talking about?

#182 It's a Doctor Who episode with "Captain Jack" from WWII England (think that was the war...)

No! Horrifying! I had nightmares for days after that episode

182- The Empty Child

"Do you wanna play with us???"

It is said that demons depict themselves as children when they show themselves to people

Why is 11 getting thumbed down? The Sixth Sense was such a great movie.

I guess people just don't watch "old movies" anymore. Sigh.