Lame!

By 12345678910 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Buffalo

Today, my drunk mom kicked me out of my own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 608
You deserved it 4 440
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Top comments

babe7260 30

drunk moms..... killing parties since the beginning of time!

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Wizardo 33

Too bad there weren't any mirrors at your party, then she could see the irony...

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Nyx_fml 23

Well, why are you there if not to entertain all those guests? Pfffft. It's your birthday party, it's not like people should actually tend to you, right?

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\ 28

The only way the mom could actually be right is if OP had a bad attitude during the party, upsetting everyone

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PinkieKeen 20

I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because...

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Wizardo 33

Too bad there weren't any mirrors at your party, then she could see the irony...

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Wizardo 33

Too bad there weren't any mirrors at your party, then she could see the irony...

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babe7260 30

drunk moms..... killing parties since the beginning of time!

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Sacytrl 28

Worst of all, you can't do shit about it.

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flashback.miss 28

Return the favour on her birthday.

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supertacowaffle 41

Wow. Sounds like my mum. Well OP, could always throw a party for her then kick her out of it for some obscure reason. good luck.

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bballer4life895 13

You must be a real buzzkill lol

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Accept 11

Instead of being a douche how about making OP feel better. It'll probable help you with your down-votes.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Hey, we don't know the circumstances. OP could have totally been a buzz kill. No one likes an arrogant twat, even if it is their birthday. So.. Yeah, OP may very well have been a buzz kill and doesn't deserve our sympathy.

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evilplatypus 38

33 - We can only go by what we KNOW. 1 - It was OP's birthday 2 - OP's mom was drunk 3 - OP got kicked out of their own party Anything else is just blind assumptions; therefore, F their life. And honestly, if it's YOUR party, you should be able to big as big a buzzkill if you want, so long as no one is getting physically injured. It's YOUR party.

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Jake_Hale 7

I totally agree with #33.

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wallandpiece 16

In your list you forgot the fact that OP was called a "party pooper" and said that they killed everyone's buzz. There must be a reason for them to be accused of such things. So this isn't blind assumption. And anyway if you are being a 'buzz kill' then I'm sorry but you are ruining the night for all the guests and that just make you a dick.

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evilplatypus 38

38 - I did not forget it "Buzzkill" is a subjective term that everyone is going to have their own definition for. Therefore simply BEING a buzzkill is not a fact.

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klovemachine 24

It's your party, you can cry if you want to...

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etishuman22 32

Cry if you want to, cry if you want to! You would cry to if it happened to you!

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HeartOfLead 24

Tell her she should go home because she's drunk. I bet it will confuse her into thinking she's at someone else's party. Then she'll leave; problem solved!

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