By AtLeastHaveADecientExcuse - 28/08/2013 13:25

Today, my first date in years cancelled on me because she has to "wash the horse's hair." The date was arranged for 9:30pm. FML
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The_9th_Doctor 18

did you arrange a date with Sarah Jessica Parker?

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

I mean, to be honest op, people who work on farms, or any place really, do chores at any time of a day. Having a full day schedule sometimes makes it hard to be done by 6 or 7. I know people who go nonstop until 8 at night.

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chabelo 10

she forgot to wash the unicorn's hair early

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noir_heart 8

No, she's just a really terrible liar. That or she's dedicated to her horses.

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blcksocks 19

Yeah OP will find another date.. In a few years

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worldclassrager 39

Putting a horse before you or as #1 said doesn't deserve you...you can do better...

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golden_warrior 23

So you put everyone that you just met above your pets?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#4, I'd put my horse before anyone if she were sick or injured. (I know the FML says nothing about that, I'm just saying).

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JE553 9

I'm pretty sure OP was trying to say washing your horses hair would not take so long that they would not be able to make a 9:30pm date, thus making #4's point valid

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stewpididiot 11

Are you calling OP a cart ???

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worldclassrager 39

I agree with that statement...maybe a follow up will reveal more...

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Mossears133 15

I treat all of my animals like my children, and if any guy tried to put himself above them he would be OUT.

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T1A2Z3 34

I've dated guys like you... it's really disturbing. I had to get out. I don't think you will have any succesful relationships...

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Moochi456 20

Just like the dictionary says: Horse before husband.

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Daiyuki 5

75 - Future (or present?) crazy-cat-lady.

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threer 30

Crazy-horse-lady . She loves to ride as much as crazy-cat ladies pamper their *******. :::;)

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nfsdude0125 14

As the saying goes, the stick of poverty is owning a horse. If a woman put an animal before me, see ya!

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Mobyman30 9

Don't let that get you down OP. Keep smiling and move on...

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DocBastard 38

I have to assume "wash the horse's hair" is a euphemism for masturbation. I hadn't heard that one before.

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brackaman 18

I thought that too. I wonder if “decient" is also a euphemism?

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christinatabor 3

she's got a little to much hair on her?

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JtPv 14

Dammit, I downvoted before I got the pun. :( At least I hope that's a pun.

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jessBeAqueen 13

regardless she's the ass. it was his first date in YEARS. what a night-mare

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ElricMustang 23

Well, I wouldn't use the fact that it was the first date in years to date someone. That sounds more like a pity date, and I wouldn't want to do that for someone, or have it done to me.

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esines 9

Or maybe it's because he can't spell "decent" the right way.

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olpally 32

That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard. What a bitch.

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allie2590 31

And you're a grumpypants. Cheer up. :-)

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golden_warrior 23

You need to step your dating game up. It seem like you're doing something wrong if you haven't had a date in years.

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