By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17

Tell her to quit monkeying around

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arroberts 10

Well, she seems like she's having a good time.

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arroberts 10

Well, she seems like she's having a good time.

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Arrow44 10

Next time you have a crazed monkey on your wall in your house, text me how fun it is.

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then000bster 16

Just let the monkey get we and video tape it for future reference :)

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ohgeejosee 19

64, why would you even do that? Its not like she meant to, so why be a complete asshole about it? Ha

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tatertot1985 14

Definitely it's a bad trip no reason to be a douche about it

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fml121785 14

I'll take two of what she's having... But seriously, when did doctors start prescribing shrooms?!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Tell her to quit monkeying around

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The_FN_Gunny 13

Woah guys lets get serious. Remember the evil monkey moved out from Chris Griffins closet we could have a repeated offense here

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Zaros_fml 24

Come on, guys, enough with the chimp shots.

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RoseBlack123 37

While that sucks for you, I cannot even imagine what it must've been like for her. You're definitely a great child!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

We all have to help our drugged up moms at some point. Mine accidentally took some of my grandmas anti-anxiety pills, thinking they were ibuprofen. She thought she was flying on our couch. Hell of a story we talked about the next day. Luckily no incidents since, haha.

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Michael_92 20

Gotta watch out for them ******* monkeys. Once they get an eye on you it's over.

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LindsayxMoore 18

yea those monkeys are pretry mean lol. but really that sucks. sorry op.

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RodzillaX 30

I find that they're pretry scary on my part actually.

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LindsayxMoore 18

yea some be creppy actually. I wouldnt **** with them. but the small ones are so cute.

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RodzillaX 30

They are pretry creppy as well. **** those things.

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Kagulocke 13

I'm disappointed that the pretry good joke is missed by this person.

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jw90 18

Is it time to take them away?

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Alikia96 20

Obviously the doctors have been switching non-hallucination pills with FML pills

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RodzillaX 30

At least she wasn't seeing the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz. Be thankful for that.

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Wizardo 33

Either DocBastard gave someone shoddy advice or OP's mum had an unfortunate turd flinging incident when she was younger..

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DocBastard 38

Me, give shoddy advice? You offend me, sir. The duel shall be at high noon. Twenty paces and turn.

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Wizardo 33

Make sure you have a first aid kit ready sir, knowing us, innocent bystanders shall get hurt. May I know your weapon of choice? Mine shall be Yew and Phoenix feather, 13 and 1/4 inch.

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Welshite 39

So you're gonna rip out a chicken's tail feather and stuff it in a twig. I want to be there when you attempt to go all Harry Potter on us.

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