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I'm so sorry!
OP, I'm sorry too about your mental instability... I mean seriously, what the ****. If it wouldn't flush you leave it in. it's better stuck in the toilet than in a bush wrapped in toilet paper. Sorry OP, you deserve every bit of it.
Oh look, a floater!
#24 agreed, who the **** picks up poop with bare hands then wraps it in toilet paper, like seriously leave it in the toilet
I don't know what you were thinking when you decided picking it up and wrapping it up in TP was a good idea, but thank you. I've never literally lol so hard before...the ppl sitting at the tables next to me think I'm insane.
That must of been awkward
*must have. Learn proper grammar for once. "of" is a preposition, not a verb or adverb
Am I the only one that thinks it would've been better to just ask for a plunger? I mean, who does that?? Also, that toilet paper must be really durable.
102 - why ask for a plunger? They're for unclogging stuff, not for forcing when the toilet doesn't flush. Better option is to get a bucket of water and tip it into the bowl. Simulates flushing action, and off stuff goes.
Grammar Nazi
Great, so now your bf's brother gets to someday in the future find your toilet paper wrapped-shit in his bushes.
Awwwh, bless ya x
Are you related to poop-in-the-shower guy?
Or poop-in-the-fitting-room by chance?
The neighbour should learn to mind his business while you're doing your business.
wtf, ydi.
She deserves it because she went through the most retarded way to solve this issue. He is her bf he might tease her a bit but that'd be it everyone has to shit eventually.
It was most likely that the chain was detached in the back of the toilet. She probably could have easily lifted the lid off the back of the toilet and lifted the plug that the chain is attached to. Or you know, told the brother that the toilet wouldn't flush. As embarrassing as that may have been for her to do, it's still better than touching your own feces. What if the brother sees that in the bushes? I can almost guarantee that the brother will think weirder thoughts about her and the fact that she threw her feces into his bush, than he would if she'd just asked for help.
Or dumping a bucket of water into the toilet will force it to flush. That works quite well.
I get that OP was embarrassed, but wouldn't telling the bf have been a better option?
Yeah, it's not like it's a secret she *****. And if her boyfriend or her brother don't realize that, she can direct them to an enlightening pierce of literature known as, "Everybody Poops."
I prefer the catholic version, "you're a horrible little child and that's concentrated evil coming out of your backside"
Wow that is where hepatitis starts, and why would you fish out your own turd? I would have gone to him right after and said that some one left a nice surprise in the loo when you arrived!
Too bad they didn't have a plunger....shit would've been much easier to handle
A plunger wouldn't be necessary if the toilet doesn't flush. It could have been the handle of the toilet.
Or could have been that the shit was stuck, therefore would need a plunger. Doesn't say exactly why it wouldn't flush so I cracked a joke...geez
Who said she was? I didn't...
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I don't even have a smartass comment to make. I genuinely sympathize for your misfortune.....
I get that OP was embarrassed, but wouldn't telling the bf have been a better option?