^ tuba dubstep!!!

Play a bass so loud that it shakes the place

It's really tubad that OP has to put up with this.

#30 that is possibly the best idea for dubstep I have ever heard.

No! Not dubstep! That's jsut horrible.

Or folk music cause that shit is enough to drive a person insane

Don't like the tune of his playing? Key into it with your own jams, if it really strikes a chord his flat playing will be sharpened up in no time when you pitch in. Some people cant handel all the music at once, so of course it might get both of you in treble.

that would be one badass jam session.

Come on and slam welcome to the jam

or a string bass c:

Stop harping on with all these clever puns. Soon you'll be blowing your own trumpet at how good they are. Plucking hell!

Eeeh trying too hard, 38.

You can't be a try hard with puns. Either it's a pun or it isn't.

I did nazi that coming! Oh, woops! Wrong pun! *creeps backwards out of the room*

53- I found that very offensive, anne frankly I'm disappointed in you.

I always find writing reports to be the best. OP can go through the history of the tuba, famous tuba players, and classical pieces.

I don't get why this is getting downvoted. My sister lives in an apartment with her two toddlers, and her douchebag-neighbour parties all the effin' time, blasting music and jumping around screaming like crazy in the middle of the night. They've tried talking to him so many times, but he never takes it seriously. It's disgusting how selfish and disrespectful some people are. Filing a report will serve them just fine.

It got downvoted because it's "file a report" not " make a report".

And you got downvoted because your explaination of why it was downvoted was wrong.

That is not the most obvious thing to do. There are other options to consider before calling the police. Consider talking to the neighbor and asking them to refrain from practice in the middle of the night.

Why is 7 getting thumbed down? I nicely tried that with one of my inconsiderate neighbours once. He told me to my face to "**** off!" And then blasted the music even louder. I never called the cops (someone else must have) and he thought I did since I was the one openly complaining. Well, I found my house egged the next morning. So no more personal confrontation for me. Damn section 8! :P

#20, no, those would explode the house. Resonant frequencies would gently rock the house ;)

I once rocked the house the house. It was the first time I was told I should never throw stones at glass houses, and the third time I was sued for thousands of dollars.

Perdix you're a legend. I had a dream about meeting you once. Legit.

Please don't take his advice, OP. Fighting fire with turd does no good for the world.

let's not torment the other residents in the building.

not to mention then Op would also have to listen to OneDirection. and no one wants to listen to One Direction. No One.

This might have been a better comment had you not dragged it on so much.

I tried... Too hard, I guess. :'(