By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
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Dark__Angel66 24

Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)

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lanco_fml 10

stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother

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lanco_fml 10

stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother

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tiana000 12

And while you're at it, revenge might be nice

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omgitsmoe 26

I think OP have a new punching bag at home

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His_Holiness 18

If OP hasn't smoked any he could just ask for a drug test to prove it

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tjv3 10

Go to the drug store Get a home drug test. Pee in the cup Show your mom Dump cup on your brother's head Go back to gym

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Xatraris 38

This isn't Twitter. We can stop with the hash tags.

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Jaaared_ 15

3, just look at his profile pic. He even looks like an idiot.

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Dark__Angel66 24

Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)

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MCRaddict15 15

Exactly. OP should make a show of working out/stretching at home and continue working hard.

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MissBubblesXoxo 17

Orrr since you are lot stronger now, you may kick the jealousy outta your brother's ass and teach that liar a lesson :)

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domolovesyoshi 33

that's going to go down well with their mother

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Potatoes gonna potate.

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Forenzics 10

Every time I see that phrase haters gonna hate I think of this in my head lmao

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Read the FML again.

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Pwn17 25

Wait, how did you read the comment saying to read if you can't read? ...I've got my eyes on you.

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starile 19

Poor little illiterate pokemon. Just rustle back into the forest and wait for some Bug Catcher to wade into the tall grass. Then smoke it, since OP isn't.

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MrSassypants 32

#38 I couldn't read your question.... I mean what question?

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Melix 31

Did she let you explain that your brother was lying or did she still shut you down?

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MrSassypants 32

OP did try to tell her but the mom struck back with the statement that "GYM" was an acronym that stood for "Getting Yummy Marijuana."

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JaegerMayCry 13

Wait, that's what gym stands for? I been doing it all wrong! screw working out, fluorescent dragons with gutars here I come!

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worldclassrager 39

Take your brother with you..,or work out at home a bit more...

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

OP should not have to do either of those things. His brother should just not be an asshole.

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worldclassrager 39

His brother is jealous so he might want to know a few tricks to weightlifting...

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lanco_fml 10

stay true to your self..jealousy is easier to obtain then muscle

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sunnyray812 42

Nobody goes to the gym to smoke weed. Your mom should've believed you. Plus your brother has no proof.

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reeses_pieces12 7

Haha, yes they do. That's actually a more common excuse than you'd think! Going to the gym, going to the library, taking a walk in the park to enjoy the weather, helping your friends' parents with gardening or cleaning the garage...We had a very fit, literate, nature-appreciative nature-appreciating, helpful community of teenagers when I was growing up.

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reeses_pieces12 7

*nature-appreciating (just once, so much for careful editing...)

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MikeonFML 17

In a condensed and blunt form of the comment above, teens lie about going to the gym to smoke weed elsewhere. You're correct most don't smoke at the gym itself

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