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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

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jesustitts 20

OP probably still buys dog food for her dog who died.. Two years ago.

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VasNormandy 14

They are waaaaay better when baked! Microwave < Oven

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ChevyRedneck85 13

Do you own a oven? Or just to impatient to wait that long

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queerdragon 20

Why not just buy a microwave? I got one at a thrift store for like $30 bucks. Much cheaper than throwing out food because you forget.

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zuixdoll504 4

Are you ******* retarded op

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zuixdoll504 4

go to 7-11 they have microwaves

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djjmax 7

Nailed it op, but I understand I once forgot my freezer was broken and bought a gallon of icecream

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Welshite 39

That's not an FML. You got to eat a whole gallon of ice cream.

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Shootermtd25 7

And then u ate the whole gallon

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frizzyizzy235 6

ICE CREAM SOUP TIME! FTW

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_parth 20

I put my ice cream in microwave for 10 seconds so it melts.. I only like melted ice cream.

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TrinityisLife 22

My sister is like that.

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KK3137 31

You know why ice cream "soup" is so much sweeter than cold ice cream? It's because the cold numbs your taste buds, thus more sugar is added so as to make sure the ice cream is sweet even when it's frozen. Then, when the ice cream melts, it becomes almost double as sweet because your taste buds are not numbed and can taste everything..

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ManInTheMachine 19

Too complicated. It'd be better to just throw all of them out, wait a couple more weeks (or days) until OP forgets again, go back to the grocery store, and repeat the process all over again.

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junkman6 22

"You might be dumb enough to starve to death in a grocery store when...."

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Sh3lbs 6

Ikr! How did this even get posted, lmao.

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mattrd_fml 31

I dont think hot pockets have oven directions on them, but it should still work. just dont put that sleeve they give you in with it.

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Ch_rae5 19

#57 how would you use a toaster?

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dingleberrysteve 6

put in the oven 250 degrees for like 3 hours...

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idragosani 15

Yes, they have instructions for cooking in an oven. About 30 minutes at 350

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slooby_fml 25

How do you forget that? And there are other ways to cook them

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Rainhawk94 27

this fml reminds of another fml.where the girlfriend sends the boyfriend to get food since the electricity went out and he came back with one minute ramen

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Shmatterhorn 38

And there's the one where OP's husband brings home the metric **** load of ham after the power went out at their house.

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WCARlover 34

If only there were SOME other way to cook them...like, like, a box-shaped appliance that gets very hot inside and is meant to cook things...has some burners on top. Ah, darn, too bad the microwave is the only way.

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gracehi 31

What is this advanced and innovative doo-hicky of the future of which you speak?

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TrinityisLife 22

Is it shiny? O_O

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TheDrifter 23

The engine compartment of a 72 Pinto?

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SarMarJo 17

I all honesty, I think they're kind of gross when microwaved.. I usually just let them thaw out and eat them. I know, I'm weird, but I think everyone should try it once in their lifetime.

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young_weezy_fml 3

just eat them raw, i'm sure you're dumb enough

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JRT1393 13

Goodwill! You can get a microwave for like $10!

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Enslaved 36

"I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is ******* awesome"

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uoeno_fml 20

Woohoo! I've got a song stuck in my head now!

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