Boom boom

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 324
You deserved it 3 184

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MxAxRxCxO 30

Which team were you rooting for?

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Team Quiet-The-****-Down-And-Go-To-Sleep

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MxAxRxCxO 30

Which team were you rooting for?

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Team Quiet-The-****-Down-And-Go-To-Sleep

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

the crack heads vs night owls?

#27- I feel for the cheerleaders; gimme a Q... Gimme a u...

Nah man, it's all about the Tune Squad

#27 do you have no life but fml? ur always the first to comment!

then000bster 16

The Stompers versus the Jumpers

Okay guys, I get it. None of you liked Space Jam but that movie was the shit >:o

Maybe because it's indoors...at 3 am.

I would join in by throwing a stink bomb or three up in their window. At 3 am.

Rainhawk94 27

Patrick star eats krabby patties at 3am so why not

Because Patrick Star creates fire under water. He defies normality.

prinncess00 16

If it were me, I would invest in a chainsaw for the noise revenge.

Sounds like it's time to hit the ceiling with a broom at all hours of the night! Paybacks are a bitch!

thrAsHeRr9081 16

I'm pretty sure if they are dribbling a basketball around inside, a broomstick hitting their floor will not bother them.

Wiringify 22

It's not all about that night.

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me! Twice on the pipe, if the answer is noooo

Redoxx_fml 22

Get Kevin Ware on their asses

perdix 29

#4, or Kermit Washington, for you old folks.

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perdix 29

#92, I guess Metta means "the opposite of?"

amayasoma 19

File a complaint. Or go up there and give give them a talking to.

I wouldn't go up. They're probably out of their face on something, and you don't know how they'll react. Call the police. It's way after quiet time and they need to shut up.

That's ridiculous! You shouldn't have to jump through hoops to lay up and get a little sleep. I can see maybe a neughbour making noise getting a rim job at 3AM, but this just sucks balls. They should definitely be sneaker about it. Giving them a piece of your mind is a slam dunk.

red225 14

Those beautiful puns have made my day.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22
JMichael 25

Blare hate music at full blast.

Not quite. That's music you hate, not hate music, there's a subtle difference :)

That would be worse than the basketball...

The_Big_Boss 20

I would run up there and threaten them with a dull knife if they don't stop. But i'm a bit of a psychopath so...

perdix 29

Hopefully, it's shirts vs skins and the dudes are wearing the shirts.

What skins would the other team be wearing? Tiger, bear, or yeti?

perdix 29

#19, Bare, and I ain't talkin' grizzly or polar. ;)

Oh there would be something polar going on.

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