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Seriously OP, what era are you from?
Op forgot to mention its school inside of the prison they're sentenced to.
Guys. A pocket fan is a serious offence... And a lethal weapon. Have you ever stuck out your tongue and touched it with a moving pocket fan blade? If you say no then you are lying. And if you really haven't then you should know that it counts for a lethal weapon
#51 I know you didn't mean to misspell it, but I like that word now. "Detebtion."I'm going to add that to my list of words I mispronounce on purpose. Like edumacation.
You haven't heard? All the cool kids have pocket fans! (Pun intended)
I guess they weren't a fan.
51- I know exactly what you ******* mean. My school has zero tolerance for even touching another student. You can't even hug or give a high five. These schools seriously need to lighten up. What the am I gonna do in the 1 second it takes to give someone a high five? Transfer all the Nation's information to a hard drive for my own personal gain?
Don't you know that pocket fans can be used to make meth in your locker? And have you ever felt the sting of those foam blades?
According to Assassin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer, pocket fans are very dangerous.
Not if the fan tips are made of foam, because they do have pocket fans like that and it's completely harmless to someone old enough to use it. So maybe that's what OP was talking about?
people are too sensitive these days
People are too sensitive? I CAN'T BELIVE YOU JUST THAT ABOUT ME! Oh, and I know it is about me because of the use of the word "people".
Agreed. But if that is people in general, does that mean people on the internet are over sensitive too?
May I ask why you had a pocket fan to begin with?
#34 And that's why people need pocket fans for; to take out the children so it won't be so hot.
do you really not know what they were doing with a pocket fan...
Those foam blades can be dangerous.
For some reason I just imagined OP having those bladed fans that Kitana uses in mortal kombat.
If you've played Assassin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer, then pocket fans are very dangerous.
Don't you know that when combined with water the pocket fan can be a Weapon of Mass Distraction...
haha..distraction :)
I'm betting if you were hard pressed you could kill someone with a pencil faster than you could kill them with a pocket fan. Oh, the system...
OP should have told the principal that!
It might be hot, depending where OP is from. Places like Arizona are really warm right now.
Why would you have that
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Seriously OP, what era are you from?
"DON'T ******* MOVE!! IF YOU DO, I WILL GENTLY COOL YOU WITH THIS! I'LL DO IT, I SWEAR!"