Miscellaneous: Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Poquoson

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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A shooting waiting to happen

By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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Palirose 22

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:55

Well, it is a prison and they DO have to be thorough and safe.

GodPart2 20

Thursday 28 November 2013 0:02

The real question is... Is OP a dude or a chick? Moobs alert!!

Comments

octopussperm125 18

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:55

Was the guard a dude or chick?

GodPart2 20

Thursday 28 November 2013 0:02

The real question is... Is OP a dude or a chick? Moobs alert!!

oj101 33

Thursday 28 November 2013 0:17

This reminds me of P*rnstache in Orange is the new Black

minesbiggerr 25

Thursday 28 November 2013 0:57

They don't have dudes in a women's prison...

TwistedCherub1 15

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:55

27, most corrections officers are male, even in women's prisons. Side note, 1: trained COs hate being called guards.

minesbiggerr 25

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:54

I meant the guards would be female but i could be wrong

horneyhic 15

Thursday 28 November 2013 5:07

Most would not be

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 28 November 2013 6:56

Men's or women's prison, most screws are male. There are always some female officers on duty at a women's prison for the sensitive searches and such, but doors, patrols and walls are still mostly men.