By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.

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MrSassypants 33

OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".

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lex1459 38

By retelling why OP was there in the first place.

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MrSassypants 33

OP told the psychologist what happens in the beginning of the movie "Up".

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Odis12 11

Just because your psychologists job is to help you with your troubles, doesn't mean he/she isn't human. Think about being one. You get to sit there all day and listen to the most screwed up and odd things in people's lives. And technically, you can't even tell anyone why it bothers you, because that is against the law (doctor/patient confidentiality). If they aren't there for therapy, then they're there for their drugs.

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ShyAnn29 14

Why am I being thumbed down? It was just a question.

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Miaku 11

It was a rude question. You should of worded it better.

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Jefzwang 4

While I agree with your sentiment, my OCD/Grammar Nazism compels me to point out that 'should of' is not correct. It's 'should've', as in 'should have'. Not trying to be a dick - it's just an irritatingly common error.

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MrSassypants 33

Seeing as how #88 corrected you, maybe you should have worded it better, #85.

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JimBobJimBob 5

Your grammar isn't perfect. Punctuation marks such as periods and commas go INSIDE quotation marks, not outside them. Unless you're not in the United States. Also, OCD isn't an excuse for correcting other people's grammar. Do you have *diagnosed* OCD, or are you just using that to justify what you do?

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michael666 7

thumb me down all you guys want this girl if gorgeous!

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Probably the shortest FML I've ever read. Bravo.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Sooo I searched gigli haha I don't know why I found that so funny....in fact...I uhh don't know why I'm posting this....I uhh this is awkward....I'm gonna slowly stop t-y-p-i-n-g........

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perdix 29

"I watched Gigli" holds the crown after knocking off the previous record-holder, "Michael Jackson died."

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billiejoeinabox 7

Oh wow, so sorry to hear that OP :( Things will definitely get better though, hang in there!

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lex1459 38

Aww I'm sorry OP, but it'll get better!!

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claiiire_fml 17

Well, that's a first. I would imagine you'd win some type of award.

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karlcolt45 19

maybe you guys can go to group therapy together. or a “my psychiatrist has worse issues than me" support group. help is out there

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Mynamewontfi 40

I hope things will get better for you soon, OP.

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ZY1431 24

well I dunno how u managed that but damn.

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