Transportation: Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to...

By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 151

You deserved it 2 864

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 058

You deserved it 2 784

By broken down and flat broke - 17/04/2016 14:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had the lovely experience of witnessing a tow truck cause a couple thousand dollars' worth of damage to my broken-down car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 815

You deserved it 1 345

By j - 26/07/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 411

You deserved it 30 209

Low priority

By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 543

You deserved it 183

Driving is expensive

By Bladerunner - 01/12/2011 09:49 - United States

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 3 543

Insurance is a scam

By leogs23 - 27/02/2021 16:58

Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 872

You deserved it 217

By Jfly25 - 23/01/2018 01:30

Today, while on my way to work, I had a tire blowout. I got the car towed and borrowed my mom’s so that I could still get to work. Her car seized and died on the expressway ramp. It’s not in any tow truck’s jurisdiction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 057

You deserved it 318

By ljd09 - 04/11/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 535

You deserved it 2 469

Cursed lake

By TabbyCat87 - 18/10/2019 16:00

Today, our boat broke down in the middle of a lake at sunset. We called our friend for help, and his truck and trailer got stuck in mud at the boat ramp. We called the sheriff's office to tow his vehicle out of the mud. The tow strap broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 630

You deserved it 152

By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 915

You deserved it 6 564

Welshite 39

Monday 9 December 2013 16:09

Did you need to call a tow truck for the tow truck?

FindingYujin 26

Monday 9 December 2013 16:09

Hope you have insurance! It clearly wasn't your fault anyway so if not they'll have to pay for it.

Comments

FindingYujin 26

Monday 9 December 2013 16:09

Hope you have insurance! It clearly wasn't your fault anyway so if not they'll have to pay for it.

rocker_chick105 31

Monday 9 December 2013 16:44

Hitted?

JMichael 25

Monday 9 December 2013 17:42

21- an attempt at the past tense of hit. Sadly it was a failed attempt.

euphoricness 28

Monday 9 December 2013 18:04

27, don't you mean a faileded attempt?

JMichael 25

Monday 9 December 2013 18:30

Oh yes..how silly of me.

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 10 December 2013 10:29

That's Allstate's stand... Are you in good hands?...

Welshite 39

Monday 9 December 2013 16:09

Did you need to call a tow truck for the tow truck?

Wizardo 33

Monday 9 December 2013 16:36

I'm imagining progressively bigger toe trucks coming for the fallen one before it.

MrRazzle 4

Monday 9 December 2013 16:58

Then come the foot trucks and the sock trucks and finally... the shoe trucks!

Wizardo 33

Monday 9 December 2013 18:28

Yeah autocorrect turned itself into an autocowreck and left me with toe, realised it too late.

EternalTime 7

Monday 9 December 2013 18:50

Towception

fuckyourlifeOP 25

Monday 9 December 2013 19:10

#18 Heh... progressive.

mattjamt 16

Monday 9 December 2013 16:10

I think you need another tow truck...

larrybudd 6

Monday 9 December 2013 16:10

Ahhhh nothing like the Holidays to brighten your mood....

thief1434 23

Monday 9 December 2013 16:11

You may need another tow-truck! But FYL!

Kyuzomi 12

Monday 9 December 2013 17:09

That's been commented twice, so no need to establish it again.

iAlissa 34

Monday 9 December 2013 17:52

25, he could've commented that before he saw someone else had beaten him to it. Happens to me all the time. Relax.

ebonyirony 29

Monday 9 December 2013 18:15

Don't be a bitch online.

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 9 December 2013 18:15

25 - The comments you mentioned were posted 1 and 2 minutes before 5's post. They were most likely posted while 5 was reading the FML and moving down to comment. Seeing as the comments aren't updated in real time I think we can give 5 a pass.