By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML
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havingalaugh 9

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

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xkore787 14

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

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minna97 14

at least you can buy yourself some coffee...?

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havingalaugh 9

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

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Adm_Twigs 19

must have had a great night!!! sorry about the financial troubles

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cutycat136 28

Perhaps you should get drunk more often? It certainly looks like it paid off

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Dthsapprntc 23

Depends on whether or not she paid for her own drinks. Though if OP is finding money in her bra afyerwards, she probably didn't.

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martin8337 35

It's all about doin' it right on the wrong side of town.

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sterling1113 15

Hmm. You say you know how it got there, yet you're confused. Now I'm confused. Oh well, hey, $13!

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Effinusername 7

Read it again. She said she ISNT sure how.

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junkman6 22

27 the FML staff edited the FML after this comment was posted.

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trellz17 19

Stripping doesn't sound so bad now huh?

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TunaFireStarter 16

Strippers can make some pretty good money.

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