By FMLPLZ - 03/01/2014 02:52 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML
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MysticMonkey 9

I really wish this twerking craze would die out. It's ridiculous.

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NinaAD 10

FIRST COMMENT! Btw. Sorry about your mom op. I'm sure she's just messing with you!

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MeTheBeast 22

Wachu taking about Willis. Dat mama needs an award!

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Aegimus 5

She might do it, but then the child's friends would never want to come over. Or better yet, report it to the police. I wanna hear THAT 911 call. xD

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Zimmington 21

Hey Op let's be friends I'd like to meet your mom.

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LizetteBerenice 22

It could always be worse!

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junkman6 22

I think I would rather be beaten on a daily basis then ever see my mother twerking.

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Zimmington 21

She could be stripping for Op's friend's parents while they toss nickels at her.

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JD1147 27

True, it could be worse.. Her dad could do it instead

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MysticMonkey 9

I really wish this twerking craze would die out. It's ridiculous.

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Das_is_gud 11

It was already dying out until Miley Cyrus brought it back, now adults know about and they think it's some new craze when it's actually not that new

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stargirl_95 24

Women have been twerking since the 80s. Miley Cyrus (who can't even twerk) just popularised it.

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DocBastard 38

She's got you by the balls, so to speak. I would suggest you do what she says for the rest of your life to avoid unleashing that horror on the public. No one wants to see twerking. Ever.

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laden_swallow09 34

Weeeeell, I wouldn't say NO one, absolutely ever… I'm an ass man, after all. To me, it's like I'm watching a contortionist act at the circus; it's mesmerizing to see the human body move like that when done right with the right body type!

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