Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow....

By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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By nuerrotticc - 06/01/2011 08:58

Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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Snow day

By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 05/02/2023 18:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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barricadebabe 15

Friday 3 January 2014 23:37

And it never occurred to you to try the doors?

CaiDog 20

Friday 3 January 2014 23:37

It never occured to you to step outside...?

Comments

barricadebabe 15

Friday 3 January 2014 23:37

And it never occurred to you to try the doors?

xBethanyC 15

Friday 3 January 2014 23:47

No because that would just make too much sense

JMichael 25

Saturday 4 January 2014 0:16

That my dear would have been way to simple.

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 4 January 2014 0:57

I would have turned the television on. At least one station would probably have footage/coverage of the snow situation and if I see the news is only showing an inch or so, I'd realize something is up.

rg350dx 29

Saturday 4 January 2014 1:01

If the doors open inwards that is a terrible idea. OP's neighbor is a brilliant prank artist and a neighbor I would love to have.

Fuaaad1994 31

Saturday 4 January 2014 2:29

I wonder how his neighbour managed to sabotage the upstairs windows.

deOrca 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 3:00

I wonder what made you think that OP has a second story.

interesting33 36

Saturday 4 January 2014 13:37

Wouldn't the snow fall in?

CaiDog 20

Friday 3 January 2014 23:37

It never occured to you to step outside...?

friedpwnadge 25

Friday 3 January 2014 23:48

And get op's house full of ice and snow? No thank you.

TallMist 32

Thursday 24 April 2014 21:06

That is only if they open inwards. Most doors, from what I've seen, open outwards. If the door opened outwards, and OP was really snowed in, the door wouldn't open at all.